The 3 Sea Shells ;)

[NFS4]

I was just thinking about this...has anyone seen Demolition Man?

Well, getting into the movie, Sylvester Stallone goes to the bathroom, but can't do #2 b/c he doesn't know how to use the "3 Sea Shells." Everyone laughs at him and how arhaic people of the 20th century used wadded up rolls of toilet paper to wipe their ass.

Well after that scene, it is plausible that he still doesn't know how to use them and even at the VERY end of the movie he even asks Sandra Bullock how to use the "3 Sea Shells."

So he's been there for days running around fighting, kicking, and killing bad guys with no potty break. No wonder he was so angry

I know it's just a cheasy movie, but I thought it funny

 

<< with no potty break. >>


Or maybe.......he didn't wipe!!!!! EWWWWWW!!!:disgust:

 

[zippy]

I never saw the movie, but couldn't he have just used a paper towel or some cloth at some point instead? Maybe he did go #2 when you weren't looking?

:Q

 

[sweetrobin]

Thats just gross

 

[MrBond]

I thought he went on a cussing spree in the bathroom, and then used the little papers the machine spit out to him as TP? I dunno, its been almost 6 years since I've seen the non TV version of the movie.

 

[Lord Evermore]

I thought he found some alternative...

He did...remember, he started swearing like mad and the automatic system kept printing out fines for him, then he walked back to the toilet with the wad of fines...

 

[NFS4]

<< I thought he went on a cussing spree in the bathroom, and then used the little papers the machine spit out to him as TP? >>


ROTF!!!!!

*BONK* John Spartan, you have been fined 50 credits for your violation of the code system
*BONK* John Spartan, you have been fined 200 credits for your violation of the code system

 

[thelanx]

I never saw that movie, but that's pretty funny. hehe

 

lol that part was funny, I had forgotten!!

 

[NFS4]

<< He did...remember, he started swearing like mad and the automatic system kept printing out fines for him, then he walked back to the toilet with the wad of fines... >>


Did he really go back to the bathroom?? I didn't catch that part:Q I thought he only had about 5 little slips of paper....ughh!!! :Q

 

[Lord Evermore]

Well see, now that goes back to the thread from earlier this week (or technically last week now I guess), about how much TP people use...

 

[Dedpuhl]

hmm... I wonder how the sea shells work....

 

[NFS4]

I always wondered too...maybe they create some sort of force field and vaporize the crap:Q