The 20 Most Bizarre Celebrity Baby Names

[glenn1]

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My favorite is #15.

We enjoy a whimsical play on words as much as the next website, and the Duchovnys apparently shared a hearty chuckle at the thought of being able to shout, "Hey, kid!" and secretly know it was spelled with a "Y." If you go that direction, why not take it all the way and go with "Phatass" or "Rhettard?"

 

[Nitemare]

lol, Jermagesty....

Tia Leone is such a babe

 

[OdiN]

Maddox is not a strange name I don't think.

 

[FoBoT]

#13 is wrong, there are people around where i live with that name

 

[MyThirdEye]

I'm going to name my child Maddox.

 

[Queasy]

I kept getting requests to name my son 'George Foreman'.

<click on my user profile to get the joke>

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Queasy
I kept getting requests to name my son 'George Foreman'.

<click on my user profile to get the joke>

yes, that is a good idea

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Dude...Stallone's kid has a BADASS name!!

EDIT: heh, I think #8 is pretty cool and funny though.

haha, i think #3 is great!

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Dude...Stallone's kid has a BADASS name!!

EDIT: heh, I think #8 is pretty cool and funny though.

haha, i think #3 is great!

Yeah, for the son of Rambo, that name makes some sense.

Rocket, Racer, Rebel, and Rogue Rodriguez are unusual, but kinda cool at the same time.

 

[ChaoZ]

Tu Morrow? C'mon.

 

[imported_Imp]

I use to think Apple was stupid and a scar for life, but it kinda sounds ok now. Or have I been corrupted by the far far worse names out there...

Edit: additional comment. Whoever wrote the "page" has a stick up his ass.

 

[TheVrolok]

What is wrong with people? Do they really do this just to get themselves more attention?

 

[m1ldslide1]

tu morrow is as bad as it gets. At least some of the others were funny - that one is just tragic.

Funny queasy mentioned george foreman - first thing i thought of when i saw the thread was Foreman's sons and daughter George, George, George, George, George, and George.

 

[Tempered81]

"Im gonna go hang out with my friends, Moon Unit and Jermagesty, at Pilot Inspektors house."

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: Imp
Edit: additional comment. Whoever wrote the "page" has a stick up his ass.

It's Cracked.com - it's kinda their style. Pretty harmless actually. Nowhere as mean/hostile as some of the celebrity gossip blogs.

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: m1ldslide1
tu morrow is as bad as it gets. At least some of the others were funny - that one is just tragic.

Funny queasy mentioned george foreman - first thing i thought of when i saw the thread was Foreman's sons and daughter George, George, George, George, George, and George.

None of his daughters are named George.

 

[wwswimming]

Psychedelic Bloodgood.

the name of a teller at Home Savings on California Street in SF in
the early '90's.

 

[marvdmartian]

Even though he didn't get #1, I still say Frank Zappa FTW......no one else got the bragging rights to two of the top 20!! LOL

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Dude...Stallone's kid has a BADASS name!!

EDIT: heh, I think #8 is pretty cool and funny though.

haha, i think #3 is great!

5 kids with the initials "SS".

 

[WingZero94]

WTF is wrong with these people??? Audio Science? WTF????

 

[JulesMaximus]

Bunch of fucking loons...

They should rename all those kids 'My parents are idiots'.

 

[Sphexi]

A woman at work just had a baby, named it Kalel. They put it up on the announcement board, everybody was having a good laugh about it. Of course, I was laughing because she didn't even get the name right, but others were laughing for less dorky reasons.

 

[Nitemare]

ROFFLES at the first comment...

"Oh, I forgot about my daughter teaching Bathsheba. If you gotta name a kid after someone in the Bible--why the prostitute (to put it mildly)"

Did not know...
"kevin Smith's kid is named Harley Quinzel...Harley Quinzel was Joker's girlfriend in the cartoon show from the 80s, and eventually became a character in the comics (starting in Batman Adventures)."

 

[akshatp]

Originally posted by: jaredpace
"Im gonna go hang out with my friends, Moon Unit and Jermagesty, at Pilot Inspektors house."

lol

 

[Pollock]

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