The 10 PM joke thread goes WOO WOO!!!

[yllus]

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, a drunk led the way to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.

"What's the big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"Why, that's a talking clock," the man replied.

"A gong is a talking clock? How does it work?"

"Watch this," the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering hit with the hammer.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's two o'clock in the morning!!"

 

[her209]

meh

 

[Zim Hosein]

WTH is Brutuskend?

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

I vote ban for thread title.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder
I vote ban for thread title.

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=bubb+rubb

 

[Brutuskend]

A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbour strolls over. The neighbour tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbour asks what the problem is.
"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."

"What kind of question?" the neighbour asks.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," says the neighbour. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".

"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.'"

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

I think Brutuskend has already posted that joke about the gong...

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbour strolls over. The neighbour tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbour asks what the problem is.
"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."

"What kind of question?" the neighbour asks.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," says the neighbour. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".

"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.'"

Lol, that was good!

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: AgaBooga
I think Brutuskend has already posted that joke about the gong...

Yeah, and it was a big hit as I recall.

No pun in ten did.

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The teacher was telling her students in the sex education class about human anatomy. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of the female and said, "the female has two breasts and one vagina."

She then pointed to the male picture and said, "The male has one penis."

Little Johnny jumped up from his seat and said, "That's wrong teacher."

"Why do you think I'm wrong, Little Johnny?" begged the teacher.

My daddy has two of them," explained Little Johnny. "One that's about three inches long that he pees with, and another one that's about eight inches long that he brushes the babysitter's teeth with!"