THC/POT/Mary jane...... how to get out of system

[DRDEATH]

whats the best way to get that drug out of urine(ewww). So a drug test wont detect. Need advice quick!!!........................GYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

The true answer is only time works. Some will have suggestions, but they dont work. I know about this professionally, and not by rumor. Testing? avoid, avoid, avoid

 

[pulse8]

Dude, you are so busted.

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Google search engine works great. Most computer nerds here don't use illegal substances. At least not me.

 

[NetworkDad]

Stop doing drugs

 

[GrumpyMan]

That depends on how long, much, you have been smoking, and what kind of test is run. If you have been smoking it for a long time it imbeds itself in your fat cells and nail, hair folicles. Then you are busted and there is not too much you can do.

 

[Scootin159]

Originally posted by: pulse8
Dude, you are so busted.

Best bet is just to have nothing to worry about .

 

[DRDEATH]

I have yet to find an answer PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! little help hea!!!

 

[Ns1]

i assume you have > 24 hours to take the test

drink LOTS AND LOTS OF WATER

i'm talking like 5-10 liters the day before lol drink ALOT and exercise

the night before eat a nice big fat steak(something about getting the yellow back into your piss)

never give the first piss of the day

exercise

and pray ^_^


differnt drug testing companies have different levels of failure
obviously somethign like the fbi would have next to no tolerance at all, but something stupid like compusa would give you more room for error

at lesat you're getting a piss test, if you get a hair test you might as well quit then

 

[Lucky]

I dont know physically what effects it does, but I'll tell you what worked for me twice back when I was younger and smoking a quarter/day. I drank a cup of vinegar and drank water like you wouldnt believe. Drink a gallon, then re-filled it and started again. IIRC I even puked (water, of course) the second time because I was just basically bloating myself.

and of course, as has been said, if its a hair test forget it.

 

[SludgeFactory]

Take a lesson from the professionals.

Edmund R. Burke, Ph.D.
Active.com
7/20/2001


Tom Able-Green/Allsport
Mountain climbing specialist, Richard Virenque is sitting out the Tour de France due to a doping suspension

As drug testing gets more sophisticated in the sport of cycling, so does cheating. In fact, scientists fear they may one day have to test not only blood and urine for the over 100 banned stimulants, narcotics, anabolic agents, diuretics and hormones, but also genes.

As genetic research and manipulation become more commonplace, cyclists may find ways to reprogram their genetic codes to become stronger and faster. For now, cheaters have to settle for less futuristic methods that simply keep them one step ahead of the latest drug-testing technology.

Willie Voet, the French Festina cycling team masseur for whose arrest by customs officers in 1998 spawned a drug scandal at the Tour De France, described some tricks cyclists used to beat urine tests.

In his recent book, Chain Massacre, Thirty Years of Cheating, Voet admitted cyclists stuffed a condom filled with "clean urine" up their anus with a rubber tube hidden by pubic hair to provide an untainted, body temperature urine sample.

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

*yawn* maybe he will take this most-likely-failed drug test as a wakeup call, and realize that he won't get a decent job these days without taking one..

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Hair tests are relatively expensive and generally used for positions where security in some form is an issue. Try whatever people here suggest, but now much you smoked and for how long is the best indicator of how well you will do.

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: Hellspawn
*yawn* maybe he will take this most-likely-failed drug test as a wakeup call, and realize that he won't get a decent job these days without taking one..

One would hope so.

Even if one is of the opinion that drugs should be legalized, you still have to accept that private businesses have the right to test you if you want to work there.

I'd wish you good luck, but I don't think you really deserve it.

*steps off soapbox*

 

[Ns1]

Hair tests are relatively expensive and generally used for positions where security in some form is an issue. Try whatever people here suggest, but now much you smoked and for how long is the best indicator of how well you will do.

they wanted hair testing for AAA call center; i don't see how that requires security ^_^


i dont' give a phrack what you do when you're not on the job, as long as you're doing a good job while working i don't see what it matters ^_^

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Notice the word generally. Always someone who wants to really bust em NS

 

[hzl eyed grl]

I have a couple of questions. Did you know that there was a no drug policy when you started working there? (Knowing they would test you....) If you did, wouldn't it make sense to NOT do drugs? Also, what type of work is it? Do you operate any heavy machinery or anything?

 

[GrumpyMan]

My brother works for Toyota USA and they do nail and hair testing regularly at random. No security issues as far as I know, even the warehouse guys get tested whenever Toyota feels like it. Do it or quit are their options.

 

[AreaCode707]

Ever think that there's a reason they test for drugs? They don't want to hire someone who uses them, which disqualifies you right there. And they don't want to hire someone that lies about it, another disqualification. You aren't the employee they're looking for, hopefully you won't con them into getting the job. Go find the want ads.

 

[SWirth86]

You did drugs. It was stupid. Wait a while until it gets out of your system and then get your job at McDonalds. You can't do anything, but if you're totally desperate, a great placebo is to drink a bottle of shampoo literally 5 seconds before you piss.....like while the guy hands you the cup.

 

[jhu]

Ever think that there's a reason they test for drugs? They don't want to hire someone who uses them, which disqualifies you right there.

which should also disqualify anyone who uses tobacco, drinks alcohol, or drinks coffee. oh wait - those are "socially accepted" so its ok.

 

[SWirth86]

Originally posted by: jhu

Ever think that there's a reason they test for drugs? They don't want to hire someone who uses them, which disqualifies you right there.

which should also disqualify anyone who uses tobacco, drinks alcohol, or drinks coffee. oh wait - those are "socially accepted" so its ok.

They're also a thing called "legal".

 

[tkdkid]

Oh my god...he'll probably go and do that and either throw up all over the place or do some serious damage to his internal organs. Somebody suggest something even more dangerous, maybe he'll do it. Hey, I've heard if you eat razor blades that have been rubbed with cow testicles then you'll be totally clean.

 

[GrumpyMan]

Originally posted by: tkdkid
Oh my god...he'll probably go and do that and either throw up all over the place or do some serious damage to his internal organs. Somebody suggest something even more dangerous, maybe he'll do it. Hey, I've heard if you eat razor blades that have been rubbed with cow testicles then you'll be totally clean.

Yeah, but the cow or bull as they call them will be really pissed.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: tkdkid
Oh my god...he'll probably go and do that and either throw up all over the place or do some serious damage to his internal organs. Somebody suggest something even more dangerous, maybe he'll do it. Hey, I've heard if you eat razor blades that have been rubbed with cow testicles then you'll be totally clean.

Yes, it works, but you have to pluck the cow testicles first...