Thats one STRONG wind!! (another Brutuskend JOKE for the late crowd!)

Brutuskend

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Two men are drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says, "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the 10th floor window."

The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.

The second guy says, "What are you a nut? There is no way that could happen."

"No, it's true," said the first man, let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets to the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the window, and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.

He meets the second man, who looks quite astonished. "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but I still don't believe it. That must have been a one time fluke."

"No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps. Again just as he is hurling toward the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window.

Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it. "Well, what the hey," the second guy says, "It works, I'll try it!"

He jumps over the balcony plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors ...and hits the sidewalk with a 'splat.'

Back upstairs the bartender turns to the other drinker, saying "You know, Superman, sometimes you can be a real prick when you're drunk."

 

UglyCasanova

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We need to archive all of Brutuskend's jokes somewhere. There must be hunderds of them.
 

Brutuskend

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We need to archive all of Brutuskend's jokes somewhere. There must be hunderds of them.

Well one reason I have my "Name" on my jokes, is so you can just search for it and find my jokes! ;)
 

ElFenix

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i think you posted this like a couple weeks ago.
 

Nemesis77

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OK, since we are telling jokes....

A priest is having a discussion with the women of his parish. The subject of the discussion is sex. After the meeting as he heads back home, he thinks that it would be pretty awkward for his wife if she knew that her husband was talking about sex to a group of women. So he decides to tell the wife that the discussion was about sailing. Everything goes as planned, untill few days later the wife runs in to one of the women from the meeting. "I would like to thank your husband for the information he provided to us few days ago. His opinions were really insightful and he handled the situation with great care, considering the subject-matter". This was rather surprising to the wife, and she replied "I fail to see how he could give you any information about it, considering that he has only tried it twice himself. In the first time he was nauseous all the time, and in the second time, the wind blew his hat off".

:D