That's it, I'm buying a Chrysler!

thecritic

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Have you ever thought rush hour on the 405 Freeway might be more bearable if you could check your e-mail, shop for a book on Amazon, place some bids on EBay and maybe even, if nobody is looking, download a little porn?

Then perhaps you should be driving a Chrysler.

The nation's third-largest automaker is set to announce Thursday that it's making wireless Internet an option on all its 2009 models. The mobile hotspot, called UConnect Web, would be the first such technology from any automaker.

Struggling Chrysler is hoping that providing motorists access to the information superhighway will set it apart from competitors and help reverse a dismal year; through May, sales are down 19.3% compared with 2007, the worst drop-off in the industry.

FOR THE RECORD:
An article in Wednesday's Section A about Chrysler offering wireless Internet connections in new cars said users of a device by Autonet Mobile get download speeds of 600 to 800 megabits per second. In fact, the speeds are 600 to 800 kilobits per second, which is about 1,000 times slower.

"It's a notion of always wanting to be connected wherever you are," said Scott Slagle, Chrysler's senior manager of global marketing strategy, who has been testing the technology since last week, allowing his daughters to surf the Web from the back seat.

"There's a demand for that."

Coincidentally, Wi-Fi on wheels is being unveiled just days before new hands-free legislation goes into effect July 1 in California and Washington state. Those laws, designed to reduce accidents caused by driver distraction, prohibit talking on a cellular phone without a headset or other hands-free device.

Perhaps not surprisingly, safety advocates were less than overwhelmed by Chrysler's innovation.

"Surfing the Web is something people really don't have any business doing while they drive," said Jonathan Adkins, spokesman for the Governors Highway Safety Assn. "It's definitely a distraction."

His and other safety groups say the only way to drive safely is without using any electronic devices, headset or no.

Chrysler says that when the car is in motion, the service is intended to be used only by passengers. The privately held company acknowledges, however, that there is no way to prevent a driver from steering with one hand and Web surfing with the other.

"We're relying on the responsibility of the consumer to follow appropriate legislation," said Keefe Leung, Chrysler's engineer for the product.

In that case, Californians tempted to Google and drive can breathe a big sigh of relief: The new laws don't proscribe use of computers or the Web, except for drivers under 18 years old. There is a different law on the books preventing the use of television screens or video screens farther forward than the rear of the front seats, but it's unclear whether that measure applies to computers browsing the Internet.

State Sen. Joe Simitian (D-Palo Alto), who authored the California laws, is trying to clarify that situation. He's introduced legislation prohibiting drivers from using any "mobile service device" (including computers) or text-messaging while driving.

"It's great to see technology advance," Simitian said. "But this raises a lot of concerns."

In Chrysler's defense, it's not the first company to offer Internet access in cars. Avis Rent A Car introduced Avis Connect in January 2007. Like UConnect Web, Avis Connect (which costs $10.95 a day) operates on the 3G network using a cellular-based signal.

The device used by Avis is also available through its manufacturer, Autonet Mobile, for $595 plus a $39 monthly subscription rate. Users get download speeds of 600 megabits to 800 megabits per second.

Avis spokesman John Barrows said the device, which is portable, is fairly popular but not in as much demand as GPS units.

"We emphasize that this is not for use by the driver while operating the vehicle," Barrows said.

Chrysler will formally roll out the technology Thursday at an event in Detroit spotlighting its 2009 lineup, which will appear in showrooms in September. The automaker did not disclose pricing, but said there would probably be a base charge for the option, plus a monthly or annual fee.

UConnect Web is an extension of the company's UConnect system, which provides Bluetooth connectivity for cellphones and MP3 player integration with the car stereo. Rival Ford provides similar services, but without Web access, in its popular Sync system.

With the added Internet connectivity, drivers and passengers will be able to get such devices as laptop computers and Nintendo Wii consoles online. As to what users can download while in the car, Chrysler's Leung said anything was fair game.

"There are no limitations in content," he said.

http://www.latimes.com/busines...8jun25,1,2980140.story
 

Itchrelief

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I'm eagerly awaiting the news story of the first guy to rear-end someone while watching a porno in his car.
 

Pariah

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There is absolutely no reason whatsoever a driver should ever have to use the internet while driving, so the only way this should be made available is if it is in a location where the driver cannot use it. That means the center stack screen should not be used, maybe in the glovebox, of the back of the front headrests, somewhere the driver would have to stop the car in order to use it. Of course, that will never happen, so I hope whose ever bright idea this was, who obviously hasn't seen how dangerous the roads have become with all the idiots on their cell phones, gets plowed by someone not paying attention while using this service.
 

dawp

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Originally posted by: Itchrelief
I'm eagerly awaiting the news story of the first guy to rear-end someone while watching a porno in his car.


there have been tickets given out for folks watching pron on those vehicle entertainment systems.
 

zerocool84

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Originally posted by: dawp
Originally posted by: Itchrelief
I'm eagerly awaiting the news story of the first guy to rear-end someone while watching a porno in his car.


there have been tickets given out for folks watching pron on those vehicle entertainment systems.

HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!
 

Jawo

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If you want internet in your car...put an aircard in your laptop! If you are in an major metro area, you can hit 1.5 mbps! Plus its only like $40 a month on Sprint's SERO plan
 

sandorski

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Originally posted by: Pariah
There is absolutely no reason whatsoever a driver should ever have to use the internet while driving, so the only way this should be made available is if it is in a location where the driver cannot use it. That means the center stack screen should not be used, maybe in the glovebox, of the back of the front headrests, somewhere the driver would have to stop the car in order to use it. Of course, that will never happen, so I hope whose ever bright idea this was, who obviously hasn't seen how dangerous the roads have become with all the idiots on their cell phones, gets plowed by someone not paying attention while using this service.

Internet Radio would be nice.
 

Arkaign

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Innovative idea for a major manufacturer. Too bad the only thing they make that interests me is the Viper, and that's a bit out of my price range, impractical for toting my 18-month old around in, and being cancelled to boot. :(

Any word on any new styling/quality direction for Chrysler? I'm sick and tired of every manufacturer having 25 SUVs, and 3-4 cars. The Avenger is staggeringly bad, the Caliber sucks, the Charger is decent but the SXT is slow and the R/T and SRT get ass for fuel economy, the Challenger is a limited-run expensive toy, the Magnum is totally not me, etc, etc.
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: Pariah
There is absolutely no reason whatsoever a driver should ever have to use the internet while driving, so the only way this should be made available is if it is in a location where the driver cannot use it. That means the center stack screen should not be used, maybe in the glovebox, of the back of the front headrests, somewhere the driver would have to stop the car in order to use it. Of course, that will never happen, so I hope whose ever bright idea this was, who obviously hasn't seen how dangerous the roads have become with all the idiots on their cell phones, gets plowed by someone not paying attention while using this service.

Supposed my car is... NOT moving, and I want to use it? Maybe I'm in the drive-through, or in the parking lot waiting for my wife to buy clothes? Why shouldn't I be able to use it from the driver's seat? Just because it has the potential to be used improperly doesn't mean it should be designed stupidly.
 

StageLeft

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Cheaper to use existing wireless options. I don't see this as a selling point at all, personally, not even a little. I fail to get the point.
 

BassBomb

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Cheaper to use existing wireless options. I don't see this as a selling point at all, personally, not even a little. I fail to get the point.

Chrysler needs as many purcashers as they can get
 

krunchykrome

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It's only a matter of time before they offer $2.99 gas, lifetime warranty, and......free internet service for life
 

Lumathix

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Originally posted by: BornStar
I'd really like them to be able to use this to overlay weather on the GPS.

And traffic. But I guess some Navs have this one already.
(Mine doesn't) :(
 

exdeath

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Just make it like a convertible top; must be at 0 mph with the parking brake engaged for it to function in the driver seat.

Those who are dumb enough to surf while driving won't be smart enough to disable it, and those with the knowledge to bypass are typically bright enough to not use it while driving.

Just like with convertible tops, most people with the knowhow to bypass the safety mechanism know why it's there because dumb asses will try to put the top up/down at 75 mph on the freeway, but one who knows better can disable it because of the convenience of slowing down to 5-10 mph and activating it wherever you want rather than have to pull over in traffic, etc.

But then this is America, where stupid people make the rules for the rest of us, e.g. DUI no longer means "driving under the influence" but instead means, "being within 10 feet of your car in possession of the keys and possibly maybe potentially thinking about driving under the influence". Minority Report thought police FTL.
 

Pariah

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Pariah
There is absolutely no reason whatsoever a driver should ever have to use the internet while driving, so the only way this should be made available is if it is in a location where the driver cannot use it. That means the center stack screen should not be used, maybe in the glovebox, of the back of the front headrests, somewhere the driver would have to stop the car in order to use it. Of course, that will never happen, so I hope whose ever bright idea this was, who obviously hasn't seen how dangerous the roads have become with all the idiots on their cell phones, gets plowed by someone not paying attention while using this service.

Supposed my car is... NOT moving, and I want to use it? Maybe I'm in the drive-through, or in the parking lot waiting for my wife to buy clothes? Why shouldn't I be able to use it from the driver's seat? Just because it has the potential to be used improperly doesn't mean it should be designed stupidly.

Too bad. If you're waiting in a parking lot, unless your legs are broken or you're a lard ass, in which case you need the exercise anyway, moving around to the passenger seat shouldn't be that big an issue. The result of improper use here (or even proper use whatever that may be) puts other people unknowingly at risk, and that outweighs any minor benefit.


But then this is America, where stupid people make the rules for the rest of us

Absolutely true. It's unfortunate, but at the same time, it's pretty much necessary. Every time you see some ridiculous safety warning and you think, "why on earth would anyone want to do that, and why did they bother to print this?" It's because some idiot somewhere probably did it and sued them, and now they are trying to cover their ass. Retards and idiots have a habit of ruining things for the rest of us.
 

Throckmorton

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Originally posted by: Jawo
If you want internet in your car...put an aircard in your laptop! If you are in an major metro area, you can hit 1.5 mbps! Plus its only like $40 a month on Sprint's SERO plan

Forget Sprint. Get Millenicom for the same price and no contract
 
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Maybe Chrysler should have put the money they spent on this dumb idea and tried to make their cars more attractive to buyers on a more basic level, like not making CRAP!
 

sjwaste

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Originally posted by: Itchrelief
I'm eagerly awaiting the news story of the first guy to rear-end someone while watching a porno in his car.

I see what you did there.
 

sdifox

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Originally posted by: Itchrelief
I'm eagerly awaiting the news story of the first guy to rear-end someone while watching a porno in his car.

err, there are dvd players already.