DAMMIT...
OK...here's the deal: I had an old roommate with some pretty stupid ideas. He didn't really know how things work in the real world. Well, he moved in here with a sugar canister FULL OF SALT. Well, we destroyed a few meals with that sugar. Well, then he moved out, and, ever anxious to save a buck, my wife ACCEPTED his donation of all the salt, but since it was out of the salt box, she put it into ANOTHER canister. We simply have NOWHERE to put it! So, against my warnings, we ended up with a canister of salt. Well, she screwed up some cookies, some peanut butter bars, some chili, and a few pitchers of kool-aid with it.
THEN WE GOT MARRIED....
And we got NEW CANISTERS! GREAT canisters. So, I THOUGHT I had overseen the whole canister-transplant process, and I would have NEVER allowed the salt to make it through...
Well, I come home tonight, TIREAD AS HELL from a very busy night at work (all the undergrads have a big animation due Saturday, and they were scrambling for someone to fix their scenes), and there's nothing to drink. --But then I remember I had a can of Minute Maid frozen lemonade concentrate in the fridge. So, I put it in the pitcher, added my water, and added the customary 2 teaspoons of sugar to take the edge off. Anxious to get that first, refreshing drink, I turned up the pitcher AND ALMOST PUKED ALL OVER THE KITCHEN! SALT IN MY LEMONADE!!! 2 WHOLE TEASPOONS!!!! Man, what a kick in the nuts THAT is!!! DESTROYED MY LEMONADE!! Salt does NOT go in a canister right beside the sugar. NEVER!!! :|
Ricky
DesignDawg
OK...here's the deal: I had an old roommate with some pretty stupid ideas. He didn't really know how things work in the real world. Well, he moved in here with a sugar canister FULL OF SALT. Well, we destroyed a few meals with that sugar. Well, then he moved out, and, ever anxious to save a buck, my wife ACCEPTED his donation of all the salt, but since it was out of the salt box, she put it into ANOTHER canister. We simply have NOWHERE to put it! So, against my warnings, we ended up with a canister of salt. Well, she screwed up some cookies, some peanut butter bars, some chili, and a few pitchers of kool-aid with it.
THEN WE GOT MARRIED....
And we got NEW CANISTERS! GREAT canisters. So, I THOUGHT I had overseen the whole canister-transplant process, and I would have NEVER allowed the salt to make it through...
Well, I come home tonight, TIREAD AS HELL from a very busy night at work (all the undergrads have a big animation due Saturday, and they were scrambling for someone to fix their scenes), and there's nothing to drink. --But then I remember I had a can of Minute Maid frozen lemonade concentrate in the fridge. So, I put it in the pitcher, added my water, and added the customary 2 teaspoons of sugar to take the edge off. Anxious to get that first, refreshing drink, I turned up the pitcher AND ALMOST PUKED ALL OVER THE KITCHEN! SALT IN MY LEMONADE!!! 2 WHOLE TEASPOONS!!!! Man, what a kick in the nuts THAT is!!! DESTROYED MY LEMONADE!! Salt does NOT go in a canister right beside the sugar. NEVER!!! :|
Ricky
DesignDawg
I threw the salt out immediately. With much protest from the wifey... "Nooooo!!! That's perfectly good salt!!! Don't!!!!" DOWN IT WENT. 
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