I'm coming back to work on a Three lane freeway, (speed limit 60 I think) and traffic seems to be backed up a little. Not major, but probably 30 or 40 cars and a few trucks. As I exit and start up the exit ramp, I can see the front of the line. A bright red Mustang convertable, top down, what looked like a younger guy and a blond. He is in right lane beside a truck going the exact same speed. The entire free way is empty for probably a quarter mile in front of them! So I can't help wondering "does 'moron' realize he is backing up traffic and just does not care, or is he even too dense to realize (or look in rear view mirror)?
It's times like this that I am lucky I am not a cop. I would have to pull him over, walk up, stare at him for a minute, then just say "Sir, I felt I should pull you over, to inform you that you are a complete moron, and unless it becomes vitally important, you probably should try not to reproduce. Be careful and have a nice day." 'Course depending on what the rest of the blond looked like, might have to throw in "hey babe, lose the dork and let's party".....okay, maybe not
It's times like this that I am lucky I am not a cop. I would have to pull him over, walk up, stare at him for a minute, then just say "Sir, I felt I should pull you over, to inform you that you are a complete moron, and unless it becomes vitally important, you probably should try not to reproduce. Be careful and have a nice day." 'Course depending on what the rest of the blond looked like, might have to throw in "hey babe, lose the dork and let's party".....okay, maybe not
