Originally posted by: Shawn
it's on bbzzdd
Laius and Jocasta were king and queen of Thebes, a town in Greece. They were fvcking around and Laius forgot to strap his sh!t. One day, they had a baby boy. An oracle prophesied that the boy would grow up and kill his father and marry his mother. Laius was like fvck that sh!t, that's gay. To thwart the prophecy, Laius and Jocasta decided to kill their baby. They fingered his butt hole and sent him on his way.
Originally posted by: clamum
Man that paper is hilarious... there's no way that can be real, but regardless it's funny as sh!t.
Laius and Jocasta were king and queen of Thebes, a town in Greece. They were fvcking around and Laius forgot to strap his sh!t. One day, they had a baby boy. An oracle prophesied that the boy would grow up and kill his father and marry his mother. Laius was like fvck that sh!t, that's gay. To thwart the prophecy, Laius and Jocasta decided to kill their baby. They fingered his butt hole and sent him on his way.
Originally posted by: dug777
Originally posted by: clamum
Man that paper is hilarious... there's no way that can be real, but regardless it's funny as sh!t.
Laius and Jocasta were king and queen of Thebes, a town in Greece. They were fvcking around and Laius forgot to strap his sh!t. One day, they had a baby boy. An oracle prophesied that the boy would grow up and kill his father and marry his mother. Laius was like fvck that sh!t, that's gay. To thwart the prophecy, Laius and Jocasta decided to kill their baby. They fingered his butt hole and sent him on his way.
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Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe
Have you guys seen the one about this army person who forgot to bring his poncho to lunch? I dont know where it is though...