"That girl just checked me out!"

[tec699]

Do you guys have friends that think just because a hot girl looks their way she must like them? Or are you that guy? Do you think all the girls like you just because they look at you? Maybe they think you're fugly? Or maybe their looking at the wall?

If they think that most women want them then why don't they ever approach them? It should be easy, right? Maybe they say what they do because it's an ego booster?

 

[Amused]

But every girl DOES want me!

 

[pmoa]

Originally posted by: Amused
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[blackdogdeek]

but they *do* want me.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

yes, and he's not even good looking...he just thinks that cause he hooks up with a lot of skanky people

 

[Gurck]

do you guys have friends that think every girl wants them?

Lol yes

 

[meltdown75]

i should get checked out more than i do. either that or women are good at not getting busted.

aha that sounds cocky. but i'm not so stfu in advance.

 

[mordantmonkey]

reminds me of "wet hot american summer"
"she totally wants to fvck me"

 

[91TTZ]

Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Skanky girls rock.

 

[MazerRackham]

The girls the girls they love me
'Cuz I'm the overweight lover Heavy D

 

[maziwanka]

nobody wants me....

 

[isasir]

Yup.

 

[suicidalpigeon]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

you trust every person on the net if they say they are a girl?

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: wafflesandsyrup

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

you trust every person on the net if they say they are a girl?

Yes, of course... why would anybody lie?

 

[Forsythe]

I'm one of the guys that think that. So yes.

 

[HumblePie]

Every girl wants me...

They want me to stop staring at their chest.
They want me to get further away.
They want me to stop stalking them.
They want me to not look so goofy.
They want me to get a life.
They want me to grow up.
They want me to brush my teeth.
They want me to take out the garbage.
They want me to change my underwear.
They want me to put the toilet seat down.
They want me to through my money at them.


See... every girl has something they want me for. I sure every guy falls somewhere in that category above at least once.

 

[wfbberzerker]

no, thank god.

 

[jonjonsanfru]

Originally posted by: wafflesandsyrup

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

you trust every person on the net if they say they are a girl?

lol 91TTZ, don't forget hacking skills and bow skills and nunchuck skills... wafflesandsyrup, spend $3 at blockbuster and laugh for an hour or so - Napolean Dynamite.

Edit: To the OP... dude, don't be mad because your mom was all up in my shizzy i AM that guy, but hey the ladies love the eyes... i have perddy eyes and a toilet for a mouth, i dunno if it balances. I don't say it though, but when the smile is reciprocated with a sly eye... there must be a picture of Brad Pitt behind me.

 

[neovan]

i'm THAT guy!

 

[SaigonK]

One of my friends always says "Chicks dig me...it's just that simple..." as a joke of course....

 

[Leper Messiah]

um, yes. I'm not that person.

 

[saxophonoia]

I'm that guy, but usually I'm just playing around

 

[Nutdotnet]

*I* know that I can get with any girl that I wanted to (seriously speaking; celebs, married chicks, etc., don't count)...but I'm certainly not one to think a girl wants me just because she looks at me.

My roommate on the other hand...thinks every girl wants him; look at him and he exxagerates it to extremes. He's had a fair amount of ladies in his time but...they have been A) fat, B) nasty, or C) fat and nasty. There has only been one girl that I've seen him with that's been attractive...and she's crazy. Everytime I ask him about his selection of women he says, "There easy, if I wanted a hot girl I could have one, but they take more work."

I call B.S., I think it gets to a point where all you shag is nasties that it becomes all you can really get.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
*I* know that I can get with any girl that I wanted to

BS.

Everyone has different tastes. You obviously can't suit *every* girl's taste.