- Jan 23, 2001
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I don't sleep much more than 5-6 hours a night during the week just because I'm crazy and don't get tired till like 1am. As such most mornings my ass is dragging and that first cup of coffee in the morning really gets the brain engaged and working. Usually I get to work, turn my computer on and hit the coffee pot. It's always seems so agonizing waiting for that first cup of coffee to cool off enough to drink it. It sits there in the cup mocking me saying "You need me to get your shit together, but you can't have me yet!" And woe to the idiot who says eff that, I'm drinking you now. I've been that idiot, with the burnt tongue to prove it. So here I sit every morning with the coffee mocking me, it's tantalizing aroma carressing my nostrils. Yet I must wait patiently for 10-15 minutes for that sucker to cool before I can achieve some level of lucidity. Soon as Mr. Coffee's 15 minutes are up though, I down his ass with a vengeance! The victory is short lived though for tomorrow, the battle continues.