- Jun 15, 2001
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So my cousin and I want something to eat. We go to Quiznos, but they close really early so we head to Wendy's. I've never been a big fan, but what the heck.
So I order a Wild Mountain Chicken meal and start eating it. When I do, I realize something. This isn't food. It's... fake. It tastes fake. It has a nasty feel to it. I look around. Fat asses everywhere. I've got a gut, too. I take another bite. Same feeling.
I trash the 3/4 of a meal and now I realize. I can't eat that stuff anymore.
I'm done with fake food.
So I order a Wild Mountain Chicken meal and start eating it. When I do, I realize something. This isn't food. It's... fake. It tastes fake. It has a nasty feel to it. I look around. Fat asses everywhere. I've got a gut, too. I take another bite. Same feeling.
I trash the 3/4 of a meal and now I realize. I can't eat that stuff anymore.
I'm done with fake food.
