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"Thank you for making our wieners bigger"

phatj

Golden Member
Mods, don't ban me, Im not talking about those wieners.

Has anyone seen that Bud commercial? It was just on during the Cubs/Marlins game. I started cracking up when that guy was singing about the hot dog maker.

:music: :music: When everyone was eatnig 6 inch wieners you made a 10 inch one! :music: :music:
:music: :music: When everyone said, "It couldn't be bigger", you added 2 inches (2 inches!) :music: :music:

"Thank you, mr hot dog man, for giving all of us bigger wieners"

I probably butchered the song but you get the just of it. Made me crack up!
 
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We went from 6" to 10"

added 2 inches?
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No no no, you're getting the hot dog man all wrong. At first he went from 6 to 10 inches. But then and only then he went from 10 to 12 inches, adding 2 more inches.
 
<Wieners is spelled weird... err not weird.... It should be weiner.>

My thoughts exactly when posting this... I was torn between the 2 spellings.
 
Originally posted by: phatj
<Wieners is spelled weird... err not weird.... It should be weiner.>

My thoughts exactly when posting this... I was torn between the 2 spellings.

Those of you following along who know a little german would know that the "ie" combo sounds like "eee" while the "ei" combo sounds like "eye."

So wiener is right.

 
Originally posted by: schizoid
I LOVE WEEEENERS!

Especially Jzero's. And trust me, that man does NOT need 2 more inches.

It hurts just sitting down!

:heart: You're making me blush, but there's no need for flattery, big boy! 😀
 
Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: schizoid
I LOVE WEEEENERS!

Especially Jzero's. And trust me, that man does NOT need 2 more inches.

It hurts just sitting down!

:heart: You're making me blush, but there's no need for flattery, big boy! 😀

Hey...what can I say? Some guys just like the big junk, you know?
 
Real Men of Genius - "Today we salute you, Mr. Foot Long Hotdog Inventor"

hehe

I still like "Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller"
"Like a brave soldier you run through hostile territory to bring much needed supplies to your men"
😀
 
I have heard about 5 or 6 of them on the radio. This was the first one I had seen made into a comercial. I thought it was a hoot.

I wish I could remember them all. They are all great.
 
I did have a zip file full of loads of these radio ads, but sadly I lost them in a hard drive failure *cries*


Confused
 
The only one I can remember partly is the one that goes, .. Real men of genious... we salute you mr boom box carrying roller skater. Then something about.. it takes a real man to skate down the sidewalk with your boom box blasting the greatest hits from the 70s and 80s while wearing your speedos. Something like that.

Just did a google for it... Here ya go.real men of genius

The second set is the real men of genius. I didn't know there was so many.
 
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