Thank god I'm at the top of the food chain

[Nograts]

Could you imagine being eaten by this?

Billy: Hey Jeff, I see a light over there! Just going to check it out before we go home!

Jeff: Okay Billy, I'll be near you, should be okay!

Billy: Yay! I love life! Thank god I have the wife and 12 kids at home to take care of, really gives my life meaning!

Jeff: Right!? Just so happy to be here!

Billy: Jeff look I made it to the light! It's not doing anything?

Jeff: LOOKOUT BILLY OHMYGERHD!!!!!!!!!!!

Billy: What do ya me..AHHHHHHHHHH.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY INTESTINES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY FACE IS BEING CHEWED ON BY SHARP TEETH!

Jeff: RUN BILLY! RUUUUUUUUUUN!

Billy: I can't run! My torso has been torn in half! He is drinking my gizzards juices! Tell Katherine I love her! Tell the kids I lo.............ughh.....*death*.

Jeff: Billy noooooooooooooooooooo!

*Fish Looks at Jeff*

Jeff: Oh FUCK! *swims furiously*

Jeff: No No no no no! OUCH! Oh my god! I've been chomped in half! That's my liver...floating....oh my god...the blood. It's everywhere......I'm so dizzy....the pain it's so unbearable...

Anglerfish: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

Jeff: Oh...the darkness comes for me....there is my spine floating....what a strange sensation....death....I hope my kids don't experience this....ah...ugh....OAHdhaghaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........*death*.

Yeah man. Shit is real. Could be us but nope. We spawned on top of that food chain. Thank god for that. Think about it man. Think about it.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

When a comet hits and mankind turns to cannibalism to survive let's see how long you remain at the top of the food chain.

 

[WelshBloke]

Monkfish is pretty damn tasty.

 

[Nograts]

When a comet hits and mankind turns to cannibalism to survive let's see how long you remain at the top of the food chain.

Thank god I spent the last 10 years hunting humans for a living. Feel like this might give me an edge.

 

[Iron Woode]

:awe:

 

[sandorski]

WTF? Is that a thing?

 

[Newbian]

If you think that's bad at least you are not a male angler fish:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler

 

[feralkid]

We spawned on top of that food chain. Thank god for that. Think about it man. Think about it.

I think "spawned" doesn't mean what you think it does.

 

[Majcric]

it looks like something off of Hellraiser to me.

 

[destrekor]

WTF? Is that a thing?

A type of angler fish. They are hideous, abominable fish.

And they are soul-sucking feminists.

Full Comic: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler

:awe:

D:

 

[destrekor]

If you think that's bad at least you are not a male angler fish:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler

Dammit. Had to walk away to take care of something mid-post...

 

[sandorski]

A type of angler fish. They are hideous, abominable fish.

And they are soul-sucking feminists.

Full Comic: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler

:awe:

D:

[speechless]

 

[gorobei]

given that the OP image is a cg creation, imagining it doing anything is all you can do.
http://www.cgarena.com/gallery/3d/details/scenes/anglerfishaym102010.html

 

[GagHalfrunt]

A type of angler fish. They are hideous, abominable fish.

Being hideous and abominable works for the Kardashians, the Honey Boo Boo family and the entire cast of Jersey Shore. There's no reason a fish should be ashamed about it.

Thank god I spent the last 10 years hunting humans for a living. Feel like this might give me an edge.

It's easy to hunt humans when they don't know they're being hunted. In the post-apocalyptic world your head is going to be on somebody's wall and your spleen will be in his stew. Your overconfidence will be your downfall.

 

[CZroe]

OP's post seems to be written like he just discovered angler fish. I thought everyone knew about those in second grade.