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BANGKOK (Reuters) - A hotel on the Thai holiday island of Koh Samui has banned American tourists in a protest against the U.S.-led war in Iraq (news - web sites), its owner said on Friday.
Virach Pongchababnapa, owner of the 62-room Pavilion Resort on the island, 550 miles south of Bangkok, said U.S. visitors were not welcome because he was against the U.S. campaign to overthrow Iraqi President Saddam Hussein (news - web sites).
He said he had already turned away two American tourists, provoking protest letters and emails from other U.S. citizens.
"I have politely told them that I am opposed to the policies of their government, and Americans are not welcome here," he told Reuters. "My resort is against war mongers."
A spokesman for the U.S. embassy in Bangkok was not available for immediate comment.
Virach needs to get with the program . . . doesn't he know Americans only visit:
Afghanistan . . . the rocks are really pretty this time of year.
Colombia . . . bring a side arm and a security detail.
Estonia . . . bring a gas mask (one of the most polluted of the former Soviet Republics).
Italy . . . thank goodness that peacenik Pope lives in Vatican City and doesn't pollute the rest of Italy.
Marshall Islands . . . nice locale but still litigating b/c some poo poo head country used to test nukes there.
Poland . . . new Europe is a lot cheaper than old Europe.
Solomon Islands . . . South Pacific is nice but visit before all of the coral dies (pollution/global warming?).
United States . . . most Americans can't name 10 state capitals but there's still no place like home.
Angola . . . AFRICA . . . and they have oil and intermittent despotic regimes . . . NEXT.
Czech Republic . . . Prague is twice the fun of Paris at half the price . . . plus there are few French in Prague but that damn flag looks . . .
Ethiopia . . . dark skinned descendants of Israel and its NOT Somalia.
Japan . . . buy Japanese . . . oops, we already do.
Micronesia . . . US welfare recipient.
Portugal . . . Azores . . . and a historical note. In 1974, a left-wing military coup installed broad democratic reforms. The following year Portugal granted independence to all of its African colonies.
South Korea . . . few good beaches but possibly the most attractive women in Asia.
Uzbekistan . . . highlights; insurgency by Islamic militants based in Tajikistan and Afghanistan, a nonconvertible currency, and the curtailment of human rights and democratization . . . oh and US ally in war against terrorism.
Albania . . . great episode of Simpsons.
Denmark . . . trying to wiggle away from the EU with a right of center government.
Georgia . . . GA is a country?
Kuwait . . . democratic-ally in the . . . well they are an ally . . . but avoid looking like an American while visiting.
Mongolia . . . China-lite.
Romania . . . great place to adopt a neglected baby.
Spain . . . our ally where the people cheered in the streets when their president announced he wouldn't send any troops.
Australia . . . great place to live and work.
Dominican Republic . . . quality baseball and not quite the poorest country in the hemisphere.
Honduras . . . Chiquita.
Latvia
Netherlands . . . bring a paddle.
Rwanda . . . gee, this is too easy.
Turkey . . . YES, NO, YES, NO, MAYBE.
Azerbaijan
El Salvador
Hungary
Lithuania
Nicaragua . . . Saddam should have learned something from Noriega's fall from American grace.
Singapore . . . cleanest city on the planet but debauchery requires a serious effort and at least two lookouts.
Uganda
Bulgaria
Eritrea . . . virgin females should stay at home.
Iceland
Macedonia
Philippines . . . Mexico of the Pac Rim.
Slovakia
United Kingdom . . . visit Blair before he has to find a new job.
Source: CIA Fact Book
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Below is the entire article . . . you gotta love Yahoo.
BANGKOK (Reuters) - A hotel on the Thai holiday island of Koh Samui has banned American tourists in a protest against the U.S.-led war in Iraq (news - web sites), its owner said on Friday.
Virach Pongchababnapa, owner of the 62-room Pavilion Resort on the island, 550 miles south of Bangkok, said U.S. visitors were not welcome because he was against the U.S. campaign to overthrow Iraqi President Saddam Hussein (news - web sites).
He said he had already turned away two American tourists, provoking protest letters and emails from other U.S. citizens.
"I have politely told them that I am opposed to the policies of their government, and Americans are not welcome here," he told Reuters. "My resort is against war mongers."
A spokesman for the U.S. embassy in Bangkok was not available for immediate comment.
Virach needs to get with the program . . . doesn't he know Americans only visit:
Afghanistan . . . the rocks are really pretty this time of year.
Colombia . . . bring a side arm and a security detail.
Estonia . . . bring a gas mask (one of the most polluted of the former Soviet Republics).
Italy . . . thank goodness that peacenik Pope lives in Vatican City and doesn't pollute the rest of Italy.
Marshall Islands . . . nice locale but still litigating b/c some poo poo head country used to test nukes there.
Poland . . . new Europe is a lot cheaper than old Europe.
Solomon Islands . . . South Pacific is nice but visit before all of the coral dies (pollution/global warming?).
United States . . . most Americans can't name 10 state capitals but there's still no place like home.
Angola . . . AFRICA . . . and they have oil and intermittent despotic regimes . . . NEXT.
Czech Republic . . . Prague is twice the fun of Paris at half the price . . . plus there are few French in Prague but that damn flag looks . . .
Ethiopia . . . dark skinned descendants of Israel and its NOT Somalia.
Japan . . . buy Japanese . . . oops, we already do.
Micronesia . . . US welfare recipient.
Portugal . . . Azores . . . and a historical note. In 1974, a left-wing military coup installed broad democratic reforms. The following year Portugal granted independence to all of its African colonies.
South Korea . . . few good beaches but possibly the most attractive women in Asia.
Uzbekistan . . . highlights; insurgency by Islamic militants based in Tajikistan and Afghanistan, a nonconvertible currency, and the curtailment of human rights and democratization . . . oh and US ally in war against terrorism.
Albania . . . great episode of Simpsons.
Denmark . . . trying to wiggle away from the EU with a right of center government.
Georgia . . . GA is a country?
Kuwait . . . democratic-ally in the . . . well they are an ally . . . but avoid looking like an American while visiting.
Mongolia . . . China-lite.
Romania . . . great place to adopt a neglected baby.
Spain . . . our ally where the people cheered in the streets when their president announced he wouldn't send any troops.
Australia . . . great place to live and work.
Dominican Republic . . . quality baseball and not quite the poorest country in the hemisphere.
Honduras . . . Chiquita.
Latvia
Netherlands . . . bring a paddle.
Rwanda . . . gee, this is too easy.
Turkey . . . YES, NO, YES, NO, MAYBE.
Azerbaijan
El Salvador
Hungary
Lithuania
Nicaragua . . . Saddam should have learned something from Noriega's fall from American grace.
Singapore . . . cleanest city on the planet but debauchery requires a serious effort and at least two lookouts.
Uganda
Bulgaria
Eritrea . . . virgin females should stay at home.
Iceland
Macedonia
Philippines . . . Mexico of the Pac Rim.
Slovakia
United Kingdom . . . visit Blair before he has to find a new job.
Source: CIA Fact Book
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