Texas Republican Men have been given a mirror:

[Moonbeam]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/texas-fine-for-masturbating_us_58c5f8f0e4b054a0ea6b68d9

Great stuff!

 

[ch33zw1z]

Every sperm is sacred

 

[brycejones]

Nothing to worry about. Those men won't let no womenfolk tell them what to do with their swimmers or even understand the point.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I now want a bumper sticker.

"TEXAS- Fine for masturbating!"

 

[Paratus]

It's definitely amusing, but if she wanted to get across the insanity of the anti abortion laws Texas keeps trying to pass she should have gone a different way.

You see it is well known that gun buyers face crippling anxiety and fear over buying the incorrect weapon. To combat this fear and improve and support Texas gun buyers the state government will require all gun sellers to conform to the following:

• Accept any firearm for return for any reason for full price.
• Must have a licensed and registered gun smith on hand during business hours to explain each weapon to customers
• Must have a range on site appropriate to practice each weapon. (Minimum 500 yards for rifles)
• Each purchaser of a hand gun, shotgun or rifle must be counseled by the on site gunsmith about the dangers of extended clips and fully automatic fire. Including costs, weapon malfunctions and uncontrolled bowel movements by the user.
• Any gun seller failing to meet these requirements within 6 months of enactment will be prosecuted for illegal weapons sales.

We could call it something snappy like Protecting Texas Gun Buyers.

 

[momeNt]

Ugh. Why can't Texas be a free state and just open up the market to abortions. Who cares? Why care?

 

[NAC4EV]

DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!!!!!

 

[WHAMPOM]

Steers and Queers, ah Texas!

 

[DrunkenSano]

Gives pay2play a different meaning.