Texas Pizza!

Sex Smurf

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cheerleaders. . .tsk tsk. .

KELLER, Texas - Four Keller High School cheerleaders were sent home early from camp after allegedly putting human feces on a pizza and trying to frame rival cheerleaders for the deed.

Cheerleaders from rival Fossil Ridge High School had sent the pizza to the Keller squad on the last night of a four-day camp at the University of Texas at Arlington. Less than an hour later, some Keller cheerleaders took the pizza to the Fossil Ridge sponsor, claiming that Fossil Ridge cheerleaders had doctored the pizza with feces.

After questioning, four Keller cheerleaders were sent home, cheerleaders and parents told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram for a story in Thursday's editions.

Federal laws bar officials from discussing the girls' discipline, but such an incident would be considered "serious misconduct," district spokesman Jason Meyer told the newspaper. He said punishment could include sending the girls to the district's disciplinary alternative high school and removing them from the team.

The day after the pizza prank, other Keller cheerleaders apologized and read a letter to the Fossil Ridge squad.

 

Mrvile

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: Mrvile
Hahaha wow only Texas.

like pranks involving poo don't happen elsewhere

Actually I saw this video on Kontraband where these guys forced a girl to touch poo. It was in a box with holes on the sides, and the side facing the guys was transparent while the sides facing the girl were opaqe. She reached in the holes and touched the poo. She was really upset, crying and screaming and stuff. Weird stuff.
 

UsandThem

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While reading this I got a visual of a Drawn Together episode involving the pig, princess, and a pizza delivery guy.

"We didn't order sausage".

 

cjgallen

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This has nothing to do with Texas, and everything to do with skanky cheerleaders.
 

scorpmatt

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Can I get a R?
Can I get a E?
Can I get a P?
Can I get a O?
Can I get a S?
Can I get a T?

Edit: decided to finish the whole thing off, cheerleader style.
 

Phoenix86

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See, if they only passed that cheerleading standards law, this wouldn't have happened.