Obama agrees to return Texas to Mexico
"President Obama today surprised many in his own party by agreeing to a demand by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel to return Texas to Mexico.
"I expect Bibi to return my gesture of good faith and return all territories that his country took over after the 1967 war," the president said. "Now that he sees America is willing to give up territories gained by violence, I'm confident the prime minister will give up the Gaza Strip and the West Bank and other ground that his country grabbed in the Arab-Israeli War."
Netanyahu seemed pleased when told that Obama had signed an executive order that decreed the Republic of Texas to be territory under the control of Estados Unidos Mexicanos, the official name of Mexico.
"We gladly accept the return of our lost property," said Mexico's ambassador to the U.S., Juan Las Alande. "Texas was stolen from us in 1835 after undocumented white immigrants kidnapped our country's president and forced him to sign over the territory. Our first order of business will be to require all non-Hispanic Texans to move out of Mexico."
Las Alande said he hopes that by the end of 2011 Obama will abide by a promise to turn over other territories lost by Mexico, including California, Arizona, Utah, Nevada and New Mexico."
Everyone knows that you Gringos stole Tejas from Mexico. Fact is for 15 years, Tejas was part of Mexico. That is, it was part until you Gringos stole it...
Gringos stole Tejas. The right thing is to give it back.
You say you don't want it. But you won't give it back. Why keep stolen property?
Why won't you Gringos do the right thing?
Uno
--A Texan that doesn't care if his federal taxes go to the crooks in DC or the crooks in Mexico City.