Texas man arrested after reporting marijuana theft

[conjur]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050725/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_bust

SAN ANTONIO, Texas (Reuters) - A Texas man was arrested on Monday after calling police to complain about the theft of his marijuana, authorities said.

Stephen Knight, 17, said three men had broken into his apartment, hogtied him with Christmas lights and stole some marijuana, along with a plasma screen television, police said.

Police are looking for the suspects. In the meantime, they arrested Knight after finding several marijuana plants growing under heat lamps in the apartment, four grams of harvested marijuana and a tablet of ecstasy, Officer Chad Ripley said.

Knight said the men barged into his home early on Monday morning demanding, "Where's the weed?," according to San Antonio police.

:laugh:

 

[Leros]

Wow, he did himself in really nice. What an idiot.

 

[neutralizer]

Darwin...

 

[purbeast0]

darwin definitely.

 

[junkerman123]

hahaha, awesome

 

[conjur]

Well, it can't be Darwin. He's still alive.

 

[KoolDrew]

What an idiot.

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: conjur
Well, it can't be Darwin. He's still alive.

nominee

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: conjur
Well, it can't be Darwin. He's still alive.

Less likely he will reproduce in jail.

 

[MX2]

I love stupid criminals:laugh:

 

[labgeek]

yeah - everyone knows it's not the police you call... it's the DEA

 

[Zanix]

Dang, got his stash. He could have hit the plants before calling the cops for crying out loud.

 

[mcvickj]

What a dumbass. I wonder what he was expecting to happen vs. what actually happened.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: toekramp

Originally posted by: conjur
Well, it can't be Darwin. He's still alive.

nominee

Not a freaking nominee either. To win a Darwin Award or to be nominated for one requires being removed from the gene pool. That means either death or an injury that will prevent ever producing offspring. If merely being stupid made a person a Darwin Award nominee you'd be nominated.