Texas is the best state in the Union.

[Dr. Zaus]

Just sayn'
NSFW (language)

 

[NeoV]

I'm concerned why you came across that..

 

[sandorski]

lol

 

[dawp]

after having lived there for around 20 years all I can say it's a shithole.

 

[Crono]

Funny guys

 

[Kadarin]

after having lived there for around 20 years all I can say it's a shithole.

Even God doesn't like it, what with all the tornadoes and shit.

 

[MetalMat]

We got the Alamo baby!

 

[QueBert]

"can't catch AIDS in Texas!"
"impossible"
"fact"