Texas funeral. (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

A Texan and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the Wife passed away.

The undertaker told the Husband. "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

6/10, but I didn't lol

 

[Aharami]

hahaha

 

[imported_LoKe]

I laughed. 8/10

 

[PHiuR]

meh inner laugh. 5/10

 

[jadinolf]

snicker🙂

 

[cKGunslinger]

Are you sure you didn't post a variation of that one before?

 

[Armitage]

What does Texas have to do with it??

 

[Koing]

I laughed 🙂

Koing

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: Armitage
What does Texas have to do with it??

Might be a redneck reference. I may be wrong 😕

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

I laughed 😀

 

[HamburgerBoy]

lol

8/10

 

[diapickle]

lol

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: Atomicus

Originally posted by: Armitage
What does Texas have to do with it??

Might be a redneck reference. I may be wrong 😕

Jesus Christ... are you stupid?

 

[Armitage]

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: Atomicus

Originally posted by: Armitage
What does Texas have to do with it??

Might be a redneck reference. I may be wrong 😕

Jesus Christ... are you stupid?

I guess so ... why don't you explain oh inspired one :roll:

It's a good joke - I've heard it before. I just don't see that the guy being from texas adds anything to it.

 

[bigrash]

lol 🙂