Texas fan almost castrated in bar fight

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I'm a college football fan, but is it really worth losing your nads over?

"He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his body," said Thomas' attorney, Carl Hughes. "He was wearing a pair of white shorts, which made it that much worse."
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Brutal.

Original thread: here -DrPizza
 
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Kaspian

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"He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his body," said Thomas' attorney, Carl Hughes. "He was wearing a pair of white shorts, which made it that much worse."
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:shocked::QHolly sh1t! :shocked::Q
 
MichaelD

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Yet another example of why most college sports fans are idiots. It's typical when it's a bunch of young, drunk guys shouting "Yeah team!" and fighting. But when it's grown men doing the same...well, maybe they all should be castrated before they reproduce and spawn more idiotic college sports fans.

/pulls tinfoil hat way down and runs from building
 
clamum

clamum

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Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser
The utter stupidity of fanatic sports fans never ceases to amaze me.
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No doubt. It's like their brains cease to function or something. Something I don't quite understand.
 
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Mr Pickles

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Rome was talking about this at lunch. Good times. Photoshop Contest: create an image displaying fans at a game holding a sign relating something to this injury\topic. I'd love to see what people will be holding up next game.
 
Anubis

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ive never understood how anyone can care so much about something to get in a fight with someone who cares about something different
 
Sphexi

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Originally posted by: grohl
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I'm a college football fan, but is it really worth losing your nads over?

"He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his body," said Thomas' attorney, Carl Hughes. "He was wearing a pair of white shorts, which made it that much worse."
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Brutal.
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Eww. Who wears white after Labor Day?
 
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kalster

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both of these morons involved probably didn't go to either school. I cant imagine a college student/graduate doing something this stupid
 
UNCjigga

UNCjigga

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Originally posted by: TheFamilyMan
Originally posted by: alien42
Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
Don't mess with a guy brandishing a sharp instrument while you're wearing white shorts!
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The article I read never mentioned any sharp instruments...apparently the guy just reached up and pulled hard on his crotch until the nads came loose! :Q

So yeah, don't mess with Oklahoma!

 
Anubis

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Originally posted by: kalster
both of these morons involved probably didn't go to either school. I cant imagine a college student/graduate doing something this stupid
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frat boy mentality > college students/grads
 
rocadelpunk

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Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: kalster
both of these morons involved probably didn't go to either school. I cant imagine a college student/graduate doing something this stupid
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frat boy mentality > college students/grads
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says in the article that neither did.
 
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