Texas cancels Virginia

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Damn right. What kind of pre-verts do you have over there in Virginia?


Virginia’s state flag and seal, depicting the Roman goddess Virtus standing over a slain tyrant, her drooping toga exposing her left breast, has been banned from younger students in a Texas school district.

The district, Lamar consolidated independent school district, near Houston, took action against the image late last year when it removed a section about Virginia from its online learning platform used by third through fifth graders, typically encompassing ages eight to 11, sparking a row, Axios reported on Thursday.

The Texas Freedom to Read Project, a group that opposes censorship and book bans in the state, said it had “unlocked a new level of dystopian, book-banning, and censorship hell in Texas” when it discovered that students in Lamar can no longer learn about the state of Virginia on their online research database, PebbleGo Next.

The group said that after it filed a public records request, the school district acknowledged that “Virginia” had been removed from the website due to the lesson violating the school board’s local library policy banning any “visual depictions or illustrations of frontal nudity” in elementary school library material.
 
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pmv

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Got me looking up pictures of state flags, and, sheesh, so many of them seem really poor designs. Some states are apparently so lacking in self-confidence that they have to have the name of the state written on them as part of the design - that seems pretty naff. Others seem to feature absurdly detailed and over-complicated images. West Virginia's seems particularly bad. Was thinking that Minnesota's is nice, but I notice that was only adopted a year ago!
 

mikeymikec

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Further purges will be needed. After all, how can you have a state name like Virginia knocking around, giving pure-blooded conservative men feelings in naughty places.
 

HomerJS

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Only in conservative world

State flag showing a naked breast - oh the kids
Mass school shootings - meh, price of my freedumbs

This us why those people are fucking over the entire country.

Thank god the image on the flag isn’t a person of color. It would be double horrors for them
 

pmv

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Man what are they going to do over the "Dancing Deer" on the Michigan flag? Satanic animals and everything.

Now you mention it - animal abuse!

Again, Minnesota has it right with their newer version. Nice, aesthetically-pleasing, simple, recognisable geometric pattern with some underlying rationale for the pattern chosen.


Way better than the finicky overly-detailed mess that they had before. Other states should follow their example.
 

IronWing

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The states with two guys flags need updating. Wisconsin’s flag has a miner and a sailer, professions that haven’t been well represented since 1890. An insurance salesperson and a medical coder would be more appropriate. Arizona could replace the copper star with a Polar Pop.
 
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The states with two guys flags need updating. Wisconsin’s flag has a miner and a sailer, professions that haven’t been well represented since 1890. An insurance salesperson and a medical coder would be more appropriate. Arizona could replace the copper star with a Polar Pop.

CA has a bear on it that has been extinct in the state since 1924.
 

DZero

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State flag showing a naked breast - oh the kids
Mass school shootings - meh, price of my freedumbs

This us why those people are fucking over the entire country.

Thank god the image on the flag isn’t a person of color. It would be double horrors for them
That is not conservative... that is f***ing INCEL world!

The monkeys are on charge and trying to eliminate the state with "Virgin" or female names like both Carolinas. Or even Florida?

Maybe time to rename as the RUSSIAN or PUTINIST names like "New St. Petersburg" or "St. Putin"?
 

Moonbeam

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Well at least I know what is wrong with me. I remember dragging out a bunch of my Dad's ham radio gear from the garage, setting up a garden umbrella and draping blankets around it to make a flying saucer. I was probably seven or eight and could power things up with an extension cord. Am I suddenly typing in bold? Anyway, to get to the point I remember as we laid on the ground there talking about girls and their breasts and the size we preferred I remember cracking us up when I came up with the concept of 'whole tit' followed by giggles and laughter. Obviously my idea of the perfect woman at the time. Perhaps today I would make one addition to that. And though I must confess to being sick in the head, I can't really imagine the Texas law would have saved me. Not even as a boy I didn't ever experience that seemingly famous 'girl yuck'\ thingi'.