Texas boy suspended after bringing ring of power to school

Moonbeam

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Pretty sure it was the huge hairy feet that really got him suspended though
 

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The family moved to the Kermit Independent School District only six months ago, but it’s been nothing but headaches for Aiden. He’s already been suspended three times this school year.

Two of the disciplinary actions this year were in-school suspensions for referring to a classmate as black and bringing his favorite book to school: "The Big Book of Knowledge."

Is this how Texas is reining in a 'liberal curriculum'?
 

FerrelGeek

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No worse than schools that freak out over poptarts looking like guns or kids bringing in those itty-bitty plastic spreaders for the peanut butter crackers. Schools these days are being run by morons.
 
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Smoblikat

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Its strange that Texas has such illogical liberal policies. I would have thought they still retained a few brain cells.
 

IronWing

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One ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
And plant their little butts in time out
 

Jaskalas

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I believe it's standard policy to respond to and punish threats.
I'm betting there's no clause for plausibility in there.
 

Pulsar

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Perhaps some enterprising individual can make all those school administrators disappear. Permanently.
 

Brovane

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Yup Texas.


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IronWing

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By the way, Sauron's boyhood name was Mairon. He was in Glee Club until he got kicked out for acting up.
 

NesuD

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Was he also calling it his Precioussssss? Is he playing riddle games? EEeeeK! Balrogs!
 

Ns1

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this is the most appalling part

Two of the disciplinary actions this year were in-school suspensions for referring to a classmate as black and bringing his favorite book to school: "The Big Book of Knowledge."

“He loves that book. They were studying the solar system and he took it to school. He thought his teacher would be impressed,” Steward said.

But the teacher learned the popular children’s encyclopedia had a section on pregnancy, depicting a pregnant woman in an illustration, he explained.
 

master_shake_

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texas....

what else is there to say?

bunch of backwoods retards.

a book of knowledge that jesus didn't write is the work of the debil!
 

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parents deserve it for naming their kid "aiden"
 

werepossum

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No worse that schools that freak out over poptarts looking like guns or kids bringing in those itty-bitty plastic spreaders for the peanut butter crackers. Schools these days are being run by morons.
Pretty much, although a lot of this is demanded by the parents.

One ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
And plant their little butts in time out
LMAO +1

If this saves the life of one elf it will be worth it.
lol
 

MovingTarget

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As a teacher, I have no words here that can describe or explain the actions of administrators in this situation. There had to have been more going on with the kid, so I am tempted to reserve judgement in this situation. That being said, if the events in the story really can be taken at face value, give that kid a medal or something. He's earned it.
 

alcoholbob

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Its strange that Texas has such illogical liberal policies. I would have thought they still retained a few brain cells.

It's mostly because all of the young liberals in California are flooding Texas and have been for a while now. Pretty soon most of Texas is going to be full of liberals who fled liberal states, hell bent on turning everywhere they go liberal, turn it into a shithole, then flee again.
 

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It's mostly because all of the young liberals in California are flooding Texas and have been for a while now. Pretty soon most of Texas is going to be full of liberals who fled liberal states, hell bent on turning everywhere they go liberal, turn it into a shithole, then flee again.

no one in kermit, texas has ever seen a liberal.

moron school admins probably thought he was devil worshiping and spreading pornography.