Texas ATOTer complains that bulk beef is not getting him any nookie

[brainhulk]

Man is mocked on Twitter for bragging about having 700LBS of BEEF

Stephen Vickers from College Station, Texas, took to Twitter on Saturday to gripe about how difficult it is to find a partner who appreciates all he has to offer.

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700lbs is considered bulk right?

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Okay, a Twitter name like Stevie Wonder... gotta be a troll, no?

 

[ultimatebob]

I don't know... if that was Prime grade beef, I might date 'em for awhile. I don't put out on first date, though... unless I can get some shrimp cocktail as well

 

[BoomerD]

He doesn't seem to understand...when it comes to wimmenz...the only "bulk beef" they want is in your pants...not your freezer.

 

[KMFJD]

what's kind of a trade is a 'puncher'

 

[BoomerD]

what's kind of a trade is a 'puncher'

Cow puncher...cowboy.

 

[bbhaag]

I always found it kinda comical that ATOT decided on the size of an alternator as the standard for a bulk beef purchase. After so many years of being here I've obviously read the thread even though it occurred way before my time but it just makes me chuckled every time I hear it referred to.

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

Most women are happy with 8-10" of beef. 700 pounds is too much for anyone.

 

[brianmanahan]

are we talking live weight or hanging weight? that's a big difference.

 

[BoomerD]

are we talking live weight or hanging weight? that's a big difference.

700 lbs hanging? Ow...my back!

 

[pete6032]

Total incel.

 

[IronWing]

The internet is a harsh mistress.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Total incel.

His ability to not say stupid things on Twitter might be a little off - but uhhh, he doesn't look like an incel....

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

The internet is a harsh mistress.

That. Other than the unlimited porn watching pretentious douchebags get roasted for saying stupid shit is the #1 thing the internet has going for it.