testing oldsmoboat's law

ElFenix

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this is actual testimony of a police officer being examing by a defense attorney in a criminal trial

Q: Officer, did you see my client [the defendant] fleeing the scene?
A: No, sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.

Q: officer, who provided this description?
A: the officer who responded to the scene.

Q: a fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. do you trust your fellow officers?
A: yes, sir. with my life.

Q: with your life? let me ask you this then, officer. do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?
A: yes sir, we do

Q: and do you have a locker in the room?
A: yes sir, i do

Q: and do you have a lock on your locker?
A: yes sir.

Q: now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?
A: you see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room
 
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I first heard that one during my first year in law school, 11 years ago. It's always had the ring of an urban myth to me, but one never knows.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: PurdueRy
Oldsmoboat's law does not apply since you did not call it funny

thats implied because he was testing the law, otherwise he wouldn't have tested the law.
 

PurdueRy

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: PurdueRy
Oldsmoboat's law does not apply since you did not call it funny

thats implied because he was testing the law, otherwise he wouldn't have tested the law.

You sound like a lawyer :p
 

pontifex

Lifer
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Originally posted by: PurdueRy
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: PurdueRy
Oldsmoboat's law does not apply since you did not call it funny

thats implied because he was testing the law, otherwise he wouldn't have tested the law.

You sound like a lawyer :p

heh, i wish i made a lawyer's salary...