Testicular torsion...

[eits]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
hurts. Im now bedbound for a few days. Damn you mother nature.

how old are you??? we've got some youngin's here.... torsion only really happens to 9-13 year olds.

 

[Itchrelief]

If you want to keep your testicles healthy, remember these three words. Stop. Touch. And tell.

 

[Toastedlightly]

thought I'd put an update to this thread (as tonight is boring). This happened as a result of an incompitent doctor incorrectly replacing the said testicle in the scrotum. Basically he ****** it up, and made me hurt. Bastard. BTW I am 18.

 

[SearchMaster]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
hurts. Im now bedbound for a few days. Damn you mother nature.

how old are you??? we've got some youngin's here.... torsion only really happens to 9-13 year olds.

It happened to a lot of young men in the 80s during the break dancing craze as well.

 

[Biggerhammer]

Toasted, all tasteless jokes aside I hope that you heal quickly, completely and as comfortably as is possible.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly

Originally posted by: everman
Busted a nut I suppose

Add this on top of surgery 9 months ago to remove a possible cancer from there, and yea, my nuts aren't doing too good. Luckily I still have both though. (pops a percocet)

didn't they do a biopsy so you could know whether it was actually cancer there or not?

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: hjo3
Best part:

Enlist one of your friends as a "Crotch-Buddy". Have him concern himself with the safety of your scrotum. Remind him publicly that he is your "Crotch-Buddy". Remind him in front of girls.

If anyone wants a crotch buddy, just pm me

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: Descartes

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: confused1234
what is Testicular torsion?:disgust::Q

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

That hurts to read.

Yeah, I had it a few years back. It feels like someone is driving a truck around on your nut.

agreed with that description

 

[Jawo]

Have a :beer: and some 's to make it feel better!!

Glad you didnt lose the testicle!

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly

Originally posted by: everman
Busted a nut I suppose

Add this on top of surgery 9 months ago to remove a possible cancer from there, and yea, my nuts aren't doing too good. Luckily I still have both though. (pops a percocet)

didn't they do a biopsy so you could know whether it was actually cancer there or not?

Yea, lucked out. IT was just a cyst, non-cancerous.

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Go team venture!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly

Originally posted by: everman
Busted a nut I suppose

Add this on top of surgery 9 months ago to remove a possible cancer from there, and yea, my nuts aren't doing too good. Luckily I still have both though. (pops a percocet)

didn't they do a biopsy so you could know whether it was actually cancer there or not?

Yea, lucked out. IT was just a cyst, non-cancerous.

they couldn't do a needle biopsy to tell you that and spare you the surgery? guess not.
glad it wasn't cancerous, and i hope your nuts feel better like a million bucks soon.

 

[The Green Bean]

Pics? :shocked:

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: The Green Bean
Pics? :shocked:

imagine a mix between a golfball and a baseball.. put hat on the left. There ya go

 

[Bryophyte]

Ouch

Maybe the mods could change your nick to "Twistedlightly"

 

[ArchCenturion]

there are very few things that can make me squeamish. GJ you just found one of them.

 

[misle]

I had that when I was 12 or 13. That is the worst pain that I've ever felt. After that, having my wisdom teeth and appendix removed was easy.

Have fun with your grapefruit sized nuts.

 

[jurzdevil]

Originally posted by: hjo3
educate yourself

the best part about that site is the first picture where it says "Rectum (it almost killed him)"

 

[altonb1]

This condition is known as Bell-Clapper deformity and is a major cause of testicular torsion.

Am I the only one that laughed at this? I'm picturing Quasimoto....nevermind...

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: CarlKillerMiller
Go team venture!

"Did you show the doctor that weird dog dork of yours?"

 

[eits]

how old are you?