Testicle Stroking Agency: Had your balls cupped yet?

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Scotteq

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Man next time I go through one of these security checkpoints I'll make sure to have a boner and get a female agent. I'll make sure she does a thorough screening for any suspicious packages.

No Dice - Only same~sex screeners.

feel free to make of that what you will.
 

Ns1

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No Dice - Only same~sex screeners.

feel free to make of that what you will.

I'll be sure to pop a boner anyway, and then look the TSA screener right in the eye - this is not uncomfortable for me. :)
 

Scotteq

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I'll be sure to pop a boner anyway, and then poke the TSA screener right in the eye - this is not uncomfortable for me. :)


ftfy :sneaky:



"safety glasses..."
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WhoBeDaPlaya

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Man next time I go through one of these security checkpoints I'll make sure to have a boner and get a female agent. I'll make sure she does a thorough screening for any suspicious packages.
Went through one of these coming out of ATL. After going through the machine, I asked the TSA lady running the thing "Did you like what you saw?" pretty loudly. Half the line chuckled and her face turned red.
 

Ns1

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Went through one of these coming out of ATL. After going through the machine, I asked the TSA lady running the thing "Did you like what you saw?" pretty loudly. Half the line chuckled and her face turned red.

LOL :biggrin:
 

Ns1

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here you go pcgeek, another fresh round of liars for you

Business traveler, Penny Moroney, was flying home from St. Louis to Chicago. Like all other airline passengers, she had to go through security first. When the metal in her artificial knees set off the detectors, she had to undergo more screening. When Moroney asked if she could go through a body scanner, she was told none were available.

A pat down was the only alternative.

Moroney explains “Her gloved hands touched my breasts...went between them. Then she went into the top of my slacks, inserted her hands between my underwear and my skin... then put her hands up on outside of slacks, and patted my genitals.”

“I was shaking and crying when I left that room” Moroney says. “Under any other circumstance, if a person touched me like that without my permission, it would be considered criminal sexual assault.”

Moroney complained to the Transportation Security Administration, TSA, supervisor and then complained on the ACLU’s website.

The national office is now monitoring what it calls a “flood of complaints” from across the country.

http://www.kmov.com/news/mobile/Wom...-screening-was-sexual-assault--109114934.html

Swift says they told her she was singled out because she was wearing a skirt. She says the search earlier this month was very rough and left her in tears.

"The female officer ran her hand up the inside of my leg to my groin and she did it so hard and so rough she lifted me off my heels," she says. "I think I yelped. I was in pain for about an hour afterwards. It just felt excessive and unnecessary."

http://www.wzzm13.com/news/news_story.aspx?storyid=140233&catid=14

She says two female Charlotte T.S.A. agents took her to a private room and began what she calls an aggressive pat down. She says they stopped when they got around to feeling her right breast… the one where she'd had surgery.

Pat-down Backlash: Child groped during pat-down? What are the rules?

"She put her full hand on my breast and said, 'What is this?'. And I said, 'It's my prosthesis because I've had breast cancer.' And she said, 'Well, you'll need to show me that'."

Cathy was asked to show her prosthetic breast, removing it from her bra.

"I did not take the name of the person at the time because it was just so horrific of an experience, I couldn't believe someone had done that to me. I'm a flight attendant. I was just trying to get to work."
 

drebo

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You know, last time I went through San Francisco International Airport, the security was simple and laid back. That same day, I also had to go through San Jose Airport, and the security was absolutely dreadful. Items that easily went through SFO were confiscated from me and thrown away.

Now I know why. SFO doesn't use the TSA.

Maybe that's the answer. Airports should contract private firms to handle security.
 

pcgeek11

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Where did I call anyone a liar?

However I do think it is much over blown. Do you really think the lady picked the other up off her heels via her crotch? I don't.

I didn't see anywhere in those that anyone was sexually molested.

People like to jump on the band wagon.
 

Ns1

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Where did I call anyone a liar?

However I do think it is much over blown. Do you really think the lady picked the other up off her heels via her crotch? I don't.

I didn't see anywhere in those that anyone was sexually molested.

People like to jump on the band wagon.

here

Just because some dude said it it makes it true? Hell I didn't know that.

Prison Planet link. Really!

Alex Jones is a phoney self serving POS.

http://opposingdigits.com/alex/

Finally,

"Moroney explains “Her gloved hands touched my breasts...went between them. Then she went into the top of my slacks, inserted her hands between my underwear and my skin... then put her hands up on outside of slacks, and patted my genitals.”"

What is that? Heavy petting?
 

pcgeek11

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here



Finally,

"Moroney explains “Her gloved hands touched my breasts...went between them. Then she went into the top of my slacks, inserted her hands between my underwear and my skin... then put her hands up on outside of slacks, and patted my genitals.”"

What is that? Heavy petting?

They feel around the outside and between the breast. It isn't licking a Nipple. They also felt behind the waistband of her panties for objects. And patted her FUPA.

Where is the Sexual Molestation? It isn't there.

Fail.

I didn't call anyone a Liar. I asked a question. That is what that little squiggly line with a dot under it means. Just so you will know in the future.

" Just because some dude said it it makes it true? "

I didn't say Alex Jones was a Liar I said:

" Alex Jones is a phoney self serving POS. "

I didn't see the word LIAR anywhere in there. Did you?

Get the facts straight.
 

halik

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Where did I call anyone a liar?

However I do think it is much over blown. Do you really think the lady picked the other up off her heels via her crotch? I don't.

I didn't see anywhere in those that anyone was sexually molested.

People like to jump on the band wagon.

Arnold in his prime couldn't pick up a chick off her feet by her crotch...
 

Darwin333

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They feel around the outside and between the breast. It isn't licking a Nipple. They also felt behind the waistband of her panties for objects. And patted her FUPA.

Where is the Sexual Molestation? It isn't there.

Fail.

WTF is required, in your book, for sexual molestation? Would some guy have to literally bend you over a table and start pounding you in the ass before it became "sexual molestation" in your book?

Here in the real world, grabbing someones genitals without their consent is sexual molestation. Using intimidation to get "consent" doesn't count either.

The ONLY time the police can come remotely close to that crap is after they have lawfully arrested you for a crime, not before. There is a really good reason for that.
 

Darwin333

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You're saying a professional Bodybuilder couldn't lift 110 pounds!?!?


Really?

By her crotch and likely bent over or kneeling? Would probably be a little hard to balance her unless you used the "bowling ball" technique.
 

KMFJD

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By her crotch and likely bent over or kneeling? Would probably be a little hard to balance her unless you used the "bowling ball" technique.

if someone cupped you in the balls, you'd jump off your heel as well, she didn't mean they actually lifted her, it was a reaction to getting hit roughly in that area
 

Darwin333

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if someone cupped you in the balls, you'd jump off your heel as well, she didn't mean they actually lifted her, it was a reaction to getting hit roughly in that area

Sorry, I just couldn't pass up the "bowling ball" technique.
 

pcgeek11

Lifer
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WTF is required, in your book, for sexual molestation? Would some guy have to literally bend you over a table and start pounding you in the ass before it became "sexual molestation" in your book?

Penetration. However slight. :)

You are taking everything ( IMO ) out of context. They are running their hands up and down your legs and then feel for objects ( that don't belong ). They are not stroking you or playing with your junk. They make you prove your prostesis is in fact what you say it is. They are feeling around and between the breast and waistband. In none of the picture that I have seen are they Molesting anyone. However they may be making them uncomfortable. That is why I would choose the harmless scanner instead.

Here in the real world, grabbing someones genitals without their consent is sexual molestation. Using intimidation to get "consent" doesn't count either.

They consented without intimidation. They could have chosen the scanner or chosen to drive. Touching is much different from grabbing BTW.
 

Darwin333

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Penetration. However slight. :)

We have an entirely different charge for that, its called rape.
You are taking everything ( IMO ) out of context. They are running their hands up and down your legs and then feel for objects ( that don't belong ). They are not stroking you or playing with your junk. They make you prove your prostesis is in fact what you say it is. They are feeling around and between the breast and waistband. In none of the picture that I have seen are they Molesting anyone. However they may be making them uncomfortable. That is why I would choose the harmless scanner instead.

You really are that scared of the big bad wolf aren't you?

They consented without intimidation. They could have chosen the scanner or chosen to drive. Touching is much different from grabbing BTW.

You forgot the 11K fine if they choose not to take said prosthesis off or allow the TSA to make it to 2nd base with your small child. You really don't call it intimidation when they try to threaten someone who is LEAVING to go back and complete the security screen that caused him to refund his ticket in the first place? If he is that much of a threat then have a cop arrest him.

Gotta love the choices here in the "land of the free".
 

ZaneNBK

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Penetration. However slight. :)

Yeah, that's really damn funny isn't it? Touching or fondling genitals without consent is legally considered molestation. As a close relative of those who've gone through it, you really make me sick.

What if I grabbed your junk and started stroking it, is that OK? I'm not penetrating you so obviously it's not molestation. What if I just cup the area and start rubbing? Some brief touching? Where is the line?

Try using your head before you try to make a political point with something like this.