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Ogg

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I woke up this morning to alittle blood in my urine and some pain in my right testicle:shocked:
I cant call the doctor until 8:30 so diagnose away till then.......
My wife is worried, Im just concerned about my boys :p

I remember seeing some threads a few months back but I cannot find them
Help me pull through :D
:beer:



And yes I still went to work!!!
 
ohtwell

ohtwell

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I'm sorry Ogg, but you have a disorder called Myballsaregoingtofalloffosis. The only way to cure this if for the doctors to cut your dick and balls off. You'll never be able to fvck again. Sorry!

*Note: This would not have been my answer, had he not said he was going to the doctor already.


: ) Amanda
 
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Heisenberg

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Originally posted by: ohtwell
I'm sorry Ogg, but you have a disorder called Myballsaregoingtofalloffosis. The only way to cure this if for the doctors to cut your dick and balls off. You'll never be able to fvck again. Sorry!


: ) Amanda
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:Q Damn! So much for that whole "Mistress of Sunshine" thing huh? ;)
 
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Bulk Beef

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Tell your wife to stop punching you in the kidneys and kicking you in the nuts.
 

This is what happens when you drink beer from glass bottles.

Damn Amanda, I'd hate to be your boyfriend/husband.
 
ohtwell

ohtwell

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Originally posted by: Roger
This is what happens when you drink beer from glass bottles.

Damn Amanda, I'd hate to be your boyfriend/husband.
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:p:p


: ) Amanda
 
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Ogg

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Originally posted by: ohtwell
I'm sorry Ogg, but you have a disorder called Myballsaregoingtofalloffosis. The only way to cure this if for the doctors to cut your dick and balls off. You'll never be able to fvck again. Sorry!


: ) Amanda
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:Q
I knew you didnt like me but........




:p
 
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kami333

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Hope it isn't testicular torsion. I had it happen to my left one when I was about 12, hurt like someone was gut punching me and it swelled up to the size of a grapefruit.

Definately get it looked at and even consider getting a second opinion, you don't want to screw around. Though with the blood in the urine it might mean you have an infection, how long ago did the pain start and was it gradual (infections take a long time and are slow while torsion can happen suddenly).
 
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Ogg

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Why you haven't taken this to the emergency room already I don't know.
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I dont feel like sitting around waiting for 8 hours. Its not like blood is shooting out of my penis.
I am still able to function.
dont worry about me Skoorby!!:D
 
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Ogg

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Originally posted by: kami333
Hope it isn't testicular torsion. I had it happen to my left one when I was about 12, hurt like someone was gut punching me and it swelled up to the size of a grapefruit.

Definately get it looked at and even consider getting a second opinion, you don't want to screw around. Though with the blood in the urine it might mean you have an infection, how long ago did the pain start and was it gradual (infections take a long time and are slow while torsion can happen suddenly).
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Last night while cooking my nut started to ache alittle. Woke up this morning and still hurt. Does not hurt to pee.
The last thing I want is to have pain when trying to pee :shocked:
I DO NOT want to pass any stones either:Q
Im a wimp :eek:
 
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Ness

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It could be a Urinary Tract Infection. The infection could be right by your nut, making it hurt.

either way, you are probably going to get a catheter(sp) in your pee hole.
 
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Ogg

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Originally posted by: Ness
It could be a Urinary Tract Infection. The infection could be right by your nut, making it hurt.

either way, you are probably going to get a catheter(sp) in your pee hole.
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NOOOOOOOOOOO :shocked:
 
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kami333

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Originally posted by: Ness
It could be a Urinary Tract Infection. The infection could be right by your nut, making it hurt.

either way, you are probably going to get a catheter(sp) in your pee hole.
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I HATE those things. Last night I had one in, for about two weeks after it got taken out I have air coming out of there. Very disturbing, it was like farting.

<edit> it should be last time but last night sounds funny so I'll leave it that way.
 
StageLeft

StageLeft

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Uh oh, I just found something on google about this. Do a search for Telipediac Osmono Cysts.
 
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Red

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They usually say if your left nut is swollen, if it's cancer, if it's the right nut... you're ok.

It could simply be a UTI. You can get those from not bathing your self thoroughly down there, your partner not bathing him or herself thorough downthere.... you not washing your hands and then rubbing one of...lots of things. But UTIs are no biggy.

And I pretty much made that crap up about cancer =) Don't get worried, you just need to have your pipes cleaned.
 
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aphex

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Originally posted by: Red
They usually say if your left nut is swollen, if it's cancer, if it's the right nut... you're ok.

It could simply be a UTI. You can get those from not bathing your self thoroughly down there, your partner not bathing him or herself thorough downthere.... you not washing your hands and then rubbing one of...lots of things. But UTIs are no biggy.

And I pretty much made that crap up about cancer =) Don't get worried, you just need to have your pipes cleaned.
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I've got one of those copper cleaning brushes with a 3 foot leader that i used to use to clean the inside of my trumpet if ya need it....

Lemme know :)
 
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TMPadmin

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My testicles vibrate on occasion. Really this is not a joke. Not that you can see them vibrate but I just feel it. It's weird.
 
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Papagayo

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My uncle had the same problem before he died with cancer...

It's either your Kidney or Liver..

Hope everything is ok..
 
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Ogg

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Uh oh, I just found something on google about this. Do a search for Telipediac Osmono Cysts.
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Now im really scared :shocked:







Originally posted by: TMPadmin
My testicles vibrate on occasion. Really this is not a joke. Not that you can see them vibrate but I just feel it. It's weird.
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Maybe you should go to the doctor with me :D
 
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Staples

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Maybe the blood supply is getting constricted. I have that problem and never got around to getting the procedure to stop it from happening. (admit I am a little scared too). Anyway, I have never had blood in the urine nor would I have any idea how that and the above is related (so that might not be the case) but the best thing I can recommend if that is indeed the problem is to stand up and stay there because the blood usually flows in that position. The problem is that the cords that carry the blood get tangled up and therefore the blood flow is constricted.
 
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LordJezo

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My right nut has been hurting for weeks now. Had it checked out two days ago and the doctor couldnt find a thing. Sent me to get a sonogram of it which I will be setting up next week.

He says that sometimes the blood vessel that is hooked up to it can get twisted around and cause pain. Guess we'll find out.
 
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