Test drove a Mazda 6 tonight. Finally figured out how to get the salesmen to leave you alone.

[DainBramaged]

I am going to be buying a car in the next three months or so. I wanted to drive a Mazda 6 so I took my friend Melissa with. We took the car out for about an hour and had a blast. I was thinking about what I was going to tell the salesman regarding why I wasn't going to buy the car. All of the sudden it hit me. Have Melissa bitch me out for liking it.

We pulled into the car lot after the test drive and she got out. She started ranting about "you know I fvcking HATE black cars" "it's not a stick" "it rides too rough". We had this five minute argument with each other. I acted like I was defending the car, "I'm the one that's going to be driving it, you won't even drive it that much." She responded, "YOU'RE RIGHT, I won't drive it because you aren't FVCKING buying it." Finally she was like, "****** YOU," and went and got in the car. The salesman was like, "I take it it didn't go to well." I ranted about how fragging unreasonable she was for a couple of minutes. About then, she rolls the window down and yells..."HELLO? LETS GO." I told her to "shut up...gimme a minute," and rolled my eyes. I thanked the salesman for his time and left. He didn't seem to care that he didn't get to talk to me about financing issues.

We high-fived once we got out of sight of the car lot.

 

[Toastedlightly]

nice. But you gotta remember, those car salesmen need to make a living too!

 

[Goosemaster]

GENIUS:BEER:

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
nice. But you gotta remember, those car salesmen need to make a living too!

that doesn't make any sense.

 

[ballmode]

Well now the salesmen is going to think you are whipped.

but still nice

hope you play that game before getting dome

 

[FelixDeCat]

So these two weirdos showed up to my dealership tonight and played "good buyer, bad buyer" :roll: ... like I dont see that three times a week.



Let us know what you buy.

 

[zoiks]

You could've just solicited for gay sex. Would've worked like a charm.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: ballmode
Well now the salesmen is going to think you are whipped.

but still nice

hope you play that game before getting dome

Meh, he knows how women are.

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
nice. But you gotta remember, those car salesmen need to make a living too!

Salesmen are made of rubber. Rubber has no need to eat.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

You had to do all that to get him to leave you alone? All I've had to do in the past even with higher end cars is tell the salesman exactly what I want to do and what I want him to do, you shouldn't have to play a game with the salesman to get to drive the car.

 

[Shawn]

So, how did you like the car?

 

[FP]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
nice. But you gotta remember, those car salesmen need to make a living too!

that doesn't make any sense.

"Pot? Hello, this is kettle calling..."

 

[zoiks]

I think I'll go for a test drive on the new G35 this weekend.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: zoiks
You could've just solicited for gay sex. Would've worked like a charm.

unless...

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
You had to do all that to get him to leave you alone? All I've had to do in the past even with higher end cars is tell the salesman exactly what I want to do and what I want him to do, you shouldn't have to play a game with the salesman to get to drive the car.

This was a hell of a lot more fun. We laughed about it all night.

Originally posted by: Shawn
So, how did you like the car?

We both LOVED the car. As of right now I consider this the top car on my list. I really do have to have 5-speed though.

 

[herbiehancock]

Originally posted by: ballmode
Well now the salesmen is going to think you are whipped.

but still nice

hope you play that game before getting dome

Worse still, that salesman is posting somewhere tonight about the pu$$y-whipped guy who test-drove a car today. So everyone is getting their laughs.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: herbiehancock

Originally posted by: ballmode
Well now the salesmen is going to think you are whipped.

but still nice

hope you play that game before getting dome

Worse still, that salesman is posting somewhere tonight about the pu$$y-whipped guy who test-drove a car today. So everyone is getting their laughs.

Melissa makes it enjoyable to be pussy-whipped.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: zoiks
I think I'll go for a test drive on the new G35 this weekend.

Be sure to eat about two or three bean and cheese burritos, chased down with some sparkling soda water three hours prior, and a bag of Dorritos just as you pull up to the door.


The "smell him out of the car" routine. If the Dorrito breath doesnt work, what follows sure will.

 

[trmiv]

You test drove a car for an hour? Are you Kramer from Seinfeld?

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
We took the car out for about an hour and had a blast.

WTF, Kramer?

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: trmiv
You test drove a car for an hour? Are you Kramer from Seinfeld?

:laugh:

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
We took the car out for about an hour and had a blast.

WTF, Kramer?

The salesman gave us the keys and told us to take it out for a couple of hours. We took it for one. <shrug>

 

[Xstatic1]

Originally posted by: herbiehancock

Originally posted by: ballmode
Well now the salesmen is going to think you are whipped.

but still nice

hope you play that game before getting dome

Worse still, that salesman is posting somewhere tonight about the pu$$y-whipped guy who test-drove a car today. So everyone is getting their laughs.

i was thinking the same thing!

granted sales people are there to somehow convince customers to buy the car that same day (especially towards the end of the month), a simple "i'm not interested in buying the car at this time" and then walking away would have sufficed.

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: zoiks
I think I'll go for a test drive on the new G35 this weekend.

Be sure to eat about two or three bean and cheese burritos, chased down with some sparkling soda water three hours prior, and a bag of Dorritos just as you pull up to the door.


The "smell him out of the car" routine. If the Dorrito breath doesnt work, what follows sure will.

Nah.. I do intend to buy the car maybe not this weekend though. I need to sell the one I have first.

 

[TheGizmo]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
We took the car out for about an hour and had a blast.

WTF, Kramer?

lol

 

[jhayx7]

Did you read the Edmunds undercover car salesman article?