Tesla Cybertruck

[snoopy7548]

Who buys a sports car to go in a straight line?!

People who lives their lives a quarter mile at a time.

 

[MrSquished]

People who lives their lives a quarter mile at a time.

In other words, a regular old small dick measuring contest.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Which is baffling as its a truck!

That's how you unload it, you just do a launch with the tailgate down.

 

[DaaQ]

Seriously. I do actual track driving regularly and you go from 0-60 exactly once per session, and it’s not even flat out. The rest of the time is 60-130 and far more importantly 130-60, and doing that repeatedly without cooking brakes and fluid.

Cars (performance cars at least) have been too fast 0-60 for public roads since the 90s and it’s really stupid that people think it’s a stat that matters.

I would agree with this, example the Grand National series from Buick.

I was a teenager, and when I did get to drive it, it launched so hard when the twin turbos kicked in, I lost grip of the steering wheel.

 

[bbhaag]

People who live their lives a quarter mile at a time.

Nice quote from one of the best car movies ever made.

 

[repoman0]

Nice quote from one of the best car movies ever made.
Here's the link because most of you didn't get it.

Everybody here got it dude. It’s not some obscure quote that only non-crossover driving car guys get.

 

[bbhaag]

Everybody here got it dude. It’s not some obscure quote that only non-crossover driving car guys get.

My bad, you're right.

 

[Kaido]

My bad, you're right.

I don't know why, but I love them all lol

 

[MrSquished]

Man this sub forum is getting slow.

Just wanted to pop in and say - Fuck the shitty Cybertruck! MAGA Elon's gonna have to ask papa Trump for a Tesla bailout the way that company is going for anything long-term beyond the cult hype stock propping, and Trump is gonna say, fuck off! And I'm here for that.

 

[esquared]

elmos tesla stock has gone up 44% in the past 6 days.
<smfh>

 

[Saylick]

elmos tesla stock has gone up 44% in the past 6 days.
<smfh>

The stock market has been more hype than substance for a while now.

 

[Kaido]

Elon's gonna have to ask papa Trump for a Tesla bailout

Whoa whoa whoa, you're talking about High Chief Doge now!

Elon Musk will lead a new ‘Department of Government Efficiency,’ Donald Trump says

President-elect Donald Trump has named Elon Musk as the leader of a new “Department of Government Efficiency" or "DOGE."

www.engadget.com

 

[Kaido]

elmos tesla stock has gone up 44% in the past 6 days

I feel like maybe I should play the stock market one day

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/11/11/elon-musk-is-70-billion-richer-since-trump-victory-due-to-tesla-surge.html

 

[Kaido]

The stock market has been more hype than substance for a while now.

We all need a little fantasy in our lives...

 

[Kaido]

Tesla issues 6th Cybertruck recall this year, with over 2,400 vehicles affected

Telsa recalled their showpiece Cybertruck due to a faulty part that could cause the car to lose power to the wheels.

www.usatoday.com

 

[sdifox]

Saw a couple of them near my house. One was wrapped in a light peach colour LoL.


Edit: just now saw a yellow one.

 

[bigi]

CT in TX motorcade. How times have changed.

 

[MrSquished]

Winter is coming.

Looking forward to all the issues the the jackass panzer is going to have in places with snow and salt on the roads. Going to be a fun shit show to watch.

 

[BoomerD]

3 killed in fiery Tesla Cybertruck crash in California, police say

A Tesla Cybertruck hit a cement wall and got wedged between a wall and a tree and caught fire, police said.

abc30.com

Most of Piedmont is posted 25mph…so, obviously, speed couldn’t be a factor…right?

 

[Kaido]

Finally saw one in person:

1. MUCH better-looking IRL
2. Large, but not as large as I thought it would be
3. HATE the square taillights

110% needs to be wrapped lol

 

[Brainonska511]

Finally saw one in person:

1. MUCH better-looking IRL
2. Large, but not as large as I thought it would be
3. HATE the square taillights

110% needs to be wrapped lol

I saw a few in real life, and they look like shit. Something that a 6 year old made in KidPix when they were imagining cars of the future.

Also, nothing like buying a $80k vehicle and immediately having to spend more money to make it look acceptable. A sucker really is born ever minute.

 

[K1052]

Finally saw one in person:

1. MUCH better-looking IRL

Disagree.

2. Large, but not as large as I thought it would be

This is true. It is positively petite compared to the mall crawlers and bro dozers.

3. HATE the square taillights

Yes.

110% needs to be wrapped lol

Also true. My hot take is that the stainless steel exterior is incredibly moronic and they should have just painted them.

 

[WelshBloke]

3 killed in fiery Tesla Cybertruck crash in California, police say

A Tesla Cybertruck hit a cement wall and got wedged between a wall and a tree and caught fire, police said.

abc30.com

Most of Piedmont is posted 25mph…so, obviously, speed couldn’t be a factor…right?

Jesus. Thats a horrific way to go out. Trapped in a burning EV and not able to get out! Hopefully they were unaware about what was happening!

 

[sdifox]

Jesus. Thats a horrific way to go out. Trapped in a burning EV and not able to get out! Hopefully they were unaware about what was happening!

One was pulled out so they were not completely trapped.

 

[Kaido]

This is true. It is positively petite compared to the mall crawlers and bro dozers.

F-250's are common single-dude, non-work-truck, non-towing vehicles in my area. I've started to see F-350's as personal cars too lol. Coal-rolling has started to infiltrate my state as well haha.