Terror alert lowered to condition yellow.

[iwearnosox]

Please remove your gas masks and take your pets out of their biocontainers.

That is all.

 

[sohcrates]

but stay vigilant!

 

[Yard]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Please remove your gas masks and take your pets out of their biocontainers.

That is all.

You are forgetting the duct tape and plastic sheets.

 

[LordRaiden]

Awe darn it! Does that mean I gotta put my protoblaster away till next week? Come on! I wanna waperize someone. (go Chekhov!)

 

[notfred]

Yeah, um, why was it raised in the first place? The terror alert system is a bunch of crap that does nothing but encourage alarmists to buy duct tape.

 

[ScottyB]

Great, I was getting low on duct tape.

 

[pyonir]

I can reuse my duct tape and plastic though right?


anyone know how long rations are good for?

 

[BatmanNate]

It's all a conspiracy on the part of the duct tape industry. Mark my words.

 

[profet]

my car is yellow
its bright

oh yeah, and lowered to yellow is a good thing

 

[LordRaiden]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
It's all a conspiracy on the part of the duct tape industry. Mark my words.

Actually, yes it is. It seems that Bush has a good friend who owns a company that produces about 40% of the duct tape in the US. That certain friend just happened to make a HUGE campaign donation last election. I wonder what company that makes plastic sheeting it was that got "rewarded" during this last alert? *sigh* I hate politics and ignorant, greedy politicians. I say just blow up the world and let's start all over again from scratch.

 

[Electrode]

This thread may be a repost.

 

[Spyro]

Originally posted by: LordRaiden

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
It's all a conspiracy on the part of the duct tape industry. Mark my words.

Actually, yes it is. It seems that Bush has a good friend who owns a company that produces about 40% of the duct tape in the US. That certain friend just happened to make a HUGE campaign donation last election. I wonder what company that makes plastic sheeting it was that got "rewarded" during this last alert? *sigh* I hate politics and ignorant, greedy politicians. I say just blow up the world and let's start all over again from scratch.

Gimme a link. I need sources for that one.

 

[davee]

copycat

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=987789&highlight_key=y

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: notfred
Yeah, um, why was it raised in the first place? The terror alert system is a bunch of crap that does nothing but encourage alarmists to buy duct tape.

And, bottled water.

- I was in the stores a few days after the alert had been raised to orange and a large shelf area of the store had been completely wiped out. I then relalized that was where the bottled water had been. I hope those people enjoy drinking their 8 cases of water.

 

[0roo0roo]

wow, i'm sure terrorists only attack when we're ready


when stupid condition goes red or whatever i'm sure terrorists think.. hey.. its perfect time to strike

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: davee
copycat

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=987789&highlight_key=y

I'd rather be a copycat than a dummy who doesn't know how to link.

For the link-impaired