Terrific reading

KeithTalent

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Seems like a lot of work to be an @ss to someone.
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Seems like a lot of work to be an @ss to someone.

Every sperm that man had was saluting him on their deathbed..or napkin.


That man deserves a medal.
 

Tuktuk

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I'm still plotting the most delicate way to bring up how I want a paternity test if a girl I'm dating ever gets pregnant.
 

postmortemIA

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Originally posted by: Tuktuk
I'm still plotting the most delicate way to bring up how I want a paternity test if a girl I'm dating ever gets pregnant.

Just say you have strong reasons to believe you might be sterile.
 

Tuktuk

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Originally posted by: postmortemIA
Originally posted by: Tuktuk
I'm still plotting the most delicate way to bring up how I want a paternity test if a girl I'm dating ever gets pregnant.

Just say you have strong reasons to believe you might be sterile.

I mean if I actually like the girl.. that wouldn't fly. "SO YOU THINK I'M CHEATING BLA BLA BLA!!!"
 

JC86

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good read. .. but the guy was being a serious d!ck . . .no pun intended
 

uhohs

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Originally posted by: Tuktuk
Originally posted by: postmortemIA
Originally posted by: Tuktuk
I'm still plotting the most delicate way to bring up how I want a paternity test if a girl I'm dating ever gets pregnant.

Just say you have strong reasons to believe you might be sterile.

I mean if I actually like the girl.. that wouldn't fly. "SO YOU THINK I'M CHEATING BLA BLA BLA!!!"

ask her to go on the maury show.
 

hzl eyed grl

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Originally posted by: postmortemIA
Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless. @ best-of craiglist


It is true however, girls that turn 30 put security in front of love.

Oh please. Broad (pardon the pun) generalization much?

I'll be 31 next month. I do want a child and security, however, for me, that won't come without love. If I'm older and don't have a man and still want a child, there's alway in vitro or adoption.
 

silverpig

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Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Originally posted by: postmortemIA
Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless. @ best-of craiglist


It is true however, girls that turn 30 put security in front of love.

Oh please. Broad (pardon the pun) generalization much?

I'll be 31 next month. I do want a child and security, however, for me, that won't come without love. If I'm older and don't have a man and still want a child, there's alway in vitro or adoption.

Pfft. Yeah right. I'm getting a latex protective cover for my monitor to read your posts. Don't want no internet babies floating around.
 

hzl eyed grl

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Originally posted by: silverpig
Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Originally posted by: postmortemIA
Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless. @ best-of craiglist


It is true however, girls that turn 30 put security in front of love.

Oh please. Broad (pardon the pun) generalization much?

I'll be 31 next month. I do want a child and security, however, for me, that won't come without love. If I'm older and don't have a man and still want a child, there's alway in vitro or adoption.

Pfft. Yeah right. I'm getting a latex protective cover for my monitor to read your posts. Don't want no internet babies floating around.

Doesn't matter, they'll still be yours!
 

postmortemIA

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Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Originally posted by: silverpig
Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Originally posted by: postmortemIA
Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless. @ best-of craiglist


It is true however, girls that turn 30 put security in front of love.

Oh please. Broad (pardon the pun) generalization much?

I'll be 31 next month. I do want a child and security, however, for me, that won't come without love. If I'm older and don't have a man and still want a child, there's alway in vitro or adoption.

Pfft. Yeah right. I'm getting a latex protective cover for my monitor to read your posts. Don't want no internet babies floating around.

Doesn't matter, they'll still be yours!

Sorry for the generalization. Better say there are plenty of women in 30s looking for security, after they have finished fun n sleep around stage.