Terrapin Derby

[ni4ni]

Every year this small town in Arkansas has a Terappin Derby Race. I always purchase tickets for turtles. On the ticket, you name your turtle. I have named four but I need some more creative names. Can ya'll help?

So far I have:
Lord Fluffernubber
Cujo
Pseudocholinesterase
Scrum

Need some more creative names.

Thanks!

 

[dug777]

Panzerschwein

 

[shocksyde]

"hooker with a penis"

 

[Auric]

FYI, there's a "c" in schwein.

Speedy Gonzales
Super Cooter (extra whimsy: Souper Cooter)
Salmonellosis Zero
Sam 'n' Ella
Coward In A Half Shell
Shelly's Cooter

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Auric
FYI, there's a "c" in schwein.

Speedy Gonzales
Super Cooter (extra whimsy: Souper Cooter)
Salmonellosis Zero
Sam 'n' Ella
Coward In A Half Shell
Shelly's Cooter

Thankyou!

 

[davestar]

Testudo, obviously

 

[FoBoT]

Spot

 

[StevenYoo]

A'Tuin

 

[spidey07]

Barbaro.

 

[NatePo717]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo
A'Tuin

 

[alien42]

bunny

 

[KB]

Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello and Raphael of course.

 

[RKS]

Flash

 

[DaveSimmons]

Estimated Prophet
Passenger
Samson
Delilah
Sunrise
Lady With A Fan


obscure?

 

[xdreadpiratedoug]

Originally posted by: KB
Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello and Raphael of course.

The first four should have been named this to begin with, dunno wth the OP was thinking!

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: RKS
Flash

we had a red eared slider a year or so ago, my kids couldnt decide on a name so two of them called him flash, the other called him speedy. we found a good home for him, we just rescued him from an idiot that didnt know how to take care of animals. to solve the name issue for the kids, the new owner named him joe.

 

[Azraele]

I had one named Shellby when I was a kid.

 

[chuckywang]

bangbus

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Terrorpin

Edit: Ooh, and TastesLikeChicken, because it does.

 

[HankToms]

Tuuurtle

 

[Injury]

FASTER JERKFACE FASTER

 

[slightlyhuman]

what part in arkansas?

<texarkana

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: Injury
FASTER JERKFACE FASTER

made me giggle.

 

[ni4ni]

Originally posted by: DP
what part in arkansas?

<texarkana

The town is Lepanto. Northeastern corner.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Trixie
Cap'n America
Ignatz
Argyle