teresa heinz-kerry's recipe for arthritis relief

[Hammer]

Heinz Kerry ended with what she called ?a highly effective? remedy for arthritis that drew laughter and some skepticism from the audience.

?You get some gin and get some white raisins ? and only white raisins ? and soak them in the gin for two weeks,? she said. ?Then eat nine of the raisins a day.?

Link

 

[Anubis]

drunk

 

[rudder]

Is that anything like jell-o shots?

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

better than Kitty Dukakis' recipe for success....

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Hammer

Heinz Kerry ended with what she called ?a highly effective? remedy for arthritis that drew laughter and some skepticism from the audience.

?You get some gin and get some white raisins ? and only white raisins ? and soak them in the gin for two weeks,? she said. ?Then eat nine of the raisins a day.?

Link

Reading that link I have to ask, is this Hillary-care part deux?

 

[brxndxn]

She is an utter moron and can do nothing but hurt Kerry.. Even though I'm definitely voting for Bush, I cannot help but feel bad for Kerry for having such an outspoken idiot as a wife.

 

[Chadder007]

But .....has anyone tried it though?? 🙂


That woman always looks drunk to me. Anyone else?

 

[JDub02]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
She is an utter moron and can do nothing but hurt Kerry.. Even though I'm definitely voting for Bush, I cannot help but feel bad for Kerry for having such an outspoken idiot as a wife.

Even Kerry is ashamed of her. The only thing he mentioned in the 3rd debate about her was her money .. then he went on to talk about his dead mother.

I don't think I'd lay down next to her every night, even for all the money she's worth.

 

[JDub02]

Originally posted by: Chadder007
But .....has anyone tried it though?? 🙂


That woman always looks drunk to me. Anyone else?

She always sounds a bit drunk too. I guess that's what you do all day when you never have to work. Just look at Ted Kennedy.

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
She is an utter moron and can do nothing but hurt Kerry.. Even though I'm definitely voting for Bush, I cannot help but feel bad for Kerry for having such an outspoken idiot as a wife.

what makes you say that?

 

[GasX]

teresa heinz-kerry's REAL recipe for arthritis relief:

substitute gallon of fermented grape juice for the raisins...

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: Chadder007
But .....has anyone tried it though?? 🙂


That woman always looks drunk to me. Anyone else?

she always looks like she just rolled out of bed in the morning, got dressed, and went out.

 

[TuxDave]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
She is an utter moron and can do nothing but hurt Kerry.. Even though I'm definitely voting for Bush, I cannot help but feel bad for Kerry for having such an outspoken idiot as a wife.

Hmmm... so you say she's an utter moron yet you're voting for an utter moron. Hmm... who's the moron now?

Uh oh! It's a political thread now! Lock time! 😀

 

[Babbles]

I don't agree with Kerry, but I may give this formula a try! Gin 'n raisins, doesn't sound like that bad of a combo.

 

[daveman]

I surely hope no one takes this woman serious. I've had arthritis for about 15 years and some of the medication we have to take does not mix very well with alcohol. I could see a lawsuit coming on if someone actually tried this while taking their current medication. This could easily kill someone. She just needs to keep her big mouth shut when it comes to these things.