Tequila.

[Shame]

linky

 

[moshquerade]

tekillya

 

[ElFenix]

MEOW MEOW!

 

[santz]

sweet

 

[Feldenak]

As a good friend of mine once said:

Tequila creates a level playing field.

 

[Zedtom]

She forgot to mention the knife thing.

I've seen people who never pick up a knife, (except at the dinner table), start playing with knives. They'll be throwing them around, playing slalom around their fingers and acting like tough little banditos.

Tequila!

 

[theknight571]

Tequila ... cure ya ... or kill ya.

 

[pkme2]

An ass is still an ass.
The difference is one is a little burro and the other is a wanna-be.

Drinking has that effect on people.

 

[eldorado99]

I thought it said "A cure for baldness". Boy, would my face have been red.

 

[Goosemaster]

*golf clap*

 

[Squisher]

The worst part is that I drink alone.

Those are half gallons

 

[sash1]

haha