Tension Breaker

[Keysplayr]

A table of ATI/Nvidia enthusiasts comments for the "current" corresponding generation of GPU/VPU's.

Enjoy it, PM me with things to add to the latest current gen. And above all, have a sense of humor.

What ATI and Nvidia Enthusiasts say:

Keys.

 

[nRollo]

I ....think I may have said some of those things on the nVidia side of the grid.

:laugh:

Well, you hit it on the head Keys - we argue about small differences most people wouldn't even notice.

 

[Keysplayr]

As have I.

 

[xtknight]

You forgot one ATI argument 'no FP16 HDR+AA'

And how could you forget shimmering?!

Artx wannabes...ahahaha I love that one.

 

[Keysplayr]

Originally posted by: xtknight
You forgot one ATI argument 'no FP16 HDR+AA'

And how could you forget shimmering?!

Artx wannabes...ahahaha I love that one.

hehe done.

Any others?

 

[nRollo]

My favorite of late is "Crossfires inability to switch modes makes it unusable for the price".

 

[Munky]

I have some common arguments from both sides

9700 vs 5800
ATI: LOL. It's loud as a vacum cleaner and it sux at games!
NV: Shadap! My card looks cooler than yours. Yours cant even attach a heatsink properly

x800 vs 6800
ATI: Ha-ha! My card is faster in almost every game - and you're stuck with a broken PVP
NV: LOL @ your primitive 2003 tech. Cant do soft shadows in Riddick, HDR in Farcry and Chaos Theory, and cant even run Missfire above 16x12.

x1900 vx 7800
ATI: My card beats 2 of your primitive cards in FEAR! And I can run HDR without jaggies, while yours cant even display shadows corectly
NV: You're half a year late, and it only barely beats us in a 2 year old bargain bin game! And oops - you dont have VTF, talk about SM3 done wrong!

 

[Cooler]

Originally posted by: keysplayr2003
A table of ATI/Nvidia enthusiasts comments for the "current" corresponding generation of GPU/VPU's.

Enjoy it, PM me with things to add to the latest current gen. And above all, have a sense of humor.

What ATI and Nvidia Enthusiasts say:

Keys.

you need to make intel vs amd.
also for
ATI Shaders Are the future.
Nvidia No Its all about the pipes!

 

[Keysplayr]

I'll try tomorrow. Maybe I should ask Mark in the CPU forum for some good ones.

 

[moonboy403]

lol....but i think we're all for amd (most in at)

 

[n7]

Nice.

 

[apoppin]

Does this qualify? It is one of my favourite quotes of all time in Video

Originally posted by: Rollo

Crossfire. . . [is] a wacky, jury rigged response to the performance industry leader. About the only thing missing from Crossfire is a sticker of Calvin peeing on a "N" and a fiberglass air dam bolted oin the back of each card. (and maybe a free six pack of Schlitz in every box)

actually i can picture it . . . dongles, Calvin and all




and that would be a voucher for a free six pack of Schlitz . . . available maybe next year

 

[Steelski]

The X1800 will be here tomorrow

 

[BenSkywalker]

and that would be a voucher for a free six pack of Schlitz . . . available maybe next year

LMAO... that was good

 

[Steelski]

A great Fart is always the way to break the tension.

 

[Ronin]

Originally posted by: apoppin
Does this qualify? It is one of my favourite quotes of all time in Video

Originally posted by: Rollo

Crossfire. . . [is] a wacky, jury rigged response to the performance industry leader. About the only thing missing from Crossfire is a sticker of Calvin peeing on a "N" and a fiberglass air dam bolted oin the back of each card. (and maybe a free six pack of Schlitz in every box)

actually i can picture it . . . dongles, Calvin and all




and that would be a voucher for a free six pack of Schlitz . . . available maybe next year

Woah...spooky. Got a couple of cards from ATi today...guess what was on it? You guessed it:

A sticker of Calvin peeing on a "N" and a fiberglass air dam bolted oin the back of each card.

No Schlitz, though. I almost sent them back.

 

[Genx87]

Who wants a dongle sticking out of the back of their computer? Its ugly and messy

You mean you can mix different cards with crossfire, but the faster card will reduce speed to match the slower card? Hold me back!!!

I am 90% sure those are my quotes

 

[Avalon]

None of my quotes are in there. I guess I'm not so bad after all

 

[M0RPH]

You missed this one:

"Wait for G71!"

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: Ronin

Originally posted by: apoppin
Does this qualify? It is one of my favourite quotes of all time in Video

Originally posted by: Rollo

Crossfire. . . [is] a wacky, jury rigged response to the performance industry leader. About the only thing missing from Crossfire is a sticker of Calvin peeing on a "N" and a fiberglass air dam bolted oin the back of each card. (and maybe a free six pack of Schlitz in every box)

actually i can picture it . . . dongles, Calvin and all




and that would be a voucher for a free six pack of Schlitz . . . available maybe next year

Woah...spooky. Got a couple of cards from ATi today...guess what was on it? You guessed it:

A sticker of Calvin peeing on a "N" and a fiberglass air dam bolted oin the back of each card.

No Schlitz, though. I almost sent them back.

look again. . . carefully . . . it's a voucher for Schlitz' new & improved Brew . . . you can redeem it sometime next year.

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: M0RPH
You missed this one:

"Wait for G71!"

At this point, that may be very good advice...