Ten Things men know for sure about women

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: djplayx714
things i know about women:

1. they all like the show friends and must see it when its on.
2. they all take at least one hour in the bathroom (two if youre late for something)
3. they all push to have sex 2 to 3 times in a row even though it was hard to get them to go the 1st time round.
4. they all think theyre fat.
5. they all think theyre the funniest thing on Earth.
6. they are as sex starved as men are.

I dont know where you got your facts.. but you are WAY off..

1. I don't like friends and didnt watch it
2. 15-30 minutes tops (that includes a shower/dressing/hair/makeup)
3. I'm easy and once around is fine with me
4. I don't think i'm fat.. I KNOW it
5. Funniest on earth? nah.. but I've got a good sense of humor otherwise I wouldnt have posted this topic 🙂
6. Nope.. I can go for quite a while without even wanting sex.

 

[dquan97]

Men know that dishes get optimally clean when done by a woman

 

[djplayx714]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: djplayx714
things i know about women:

1. they all like the show friends and must see it when its on.
2. they all take at least one hour in the bathroom (two if youre late for something)
3. they all push to have sex 2 to 3 times in a row even though it was hard to get them to go the 1st time round.
4. they all think theyre fat.
5. they all think theyre the funniest thing on Earth.
6. they are as sex starved as men are.

I dont know where you got your facts.. but you are WAY off..

1. I don't like friends and didnt watch it
2. 15-30 minutes tops (that includes a shower/dressing/hair/makeup)
3. I'm easy and once around is fine with me
4. I don't think i'm fat.. I KNOW it
5. Funniest on earth? nah.. but I've got a good sense of humor otherwise I wouldnt have posted this topic 🙂
6. Nope.. I can go for quite a while without even wanting sex.

7. the woman always has to be right

 

[rudeguy]

/me peaks head in thread


BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!

/me runs away giggling like a schoolgirl

 

[acemcmac]

they can never, ever turn down an opportunity to rock the boat.... :|

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: djplayx714
3. they all push to have sex 2 to 3 times in a row even though it was hard to get them to go the 1st time round.

And you are complaining about having to do it twice?

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: Lonyo

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Just got this in an email, thought it was cute and wanted to share. 🙂

************* Ten Things men know for sure about women************

1. They are mad
2. They can't pee out of a train easily
3. They're insane
4. Shopping with them is hell
5. They're crazy
6. They have no concept of logic
7. They have behinds (thanks Orsorum)
8. They have pretty legs
9. They're mad




and....

10. They have breasts.

lol its rare for me to be 'mad'

and not all women have pretty legs 😛

You do though and that's all that matters. 🙂

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: Lonyo

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Just got this in an email, thought it was cute and wanted to share. 🙂

************* Ten Things men know for sure about women************

1. They are mad
2. They can't pee out of a train easily
3. They're insane
4. Shopping with them is hell
5. They're crazy
6. They have no concept of logic
7. They have behinds (thanks Orsorum)
8. They have pretty legs
9. They're mad




and....

10. They have breasts.

:laugh:

 

[rudeguy]

Before I say anything else in this thread, I would like to apoligize for my earlier posts.
Obviously, it was the prescription drugs that I am on talking.
OK. Now that all that is cleared up, I think this thread is disgusting.
Better lock this one up before it goes too far.
Some people might get offended.

 

[Mandos]

I'd hate to be a woman myself. To not think logically, not have any sensical way of dealing with problems.... Gah... I'd die of feeling like an ignoramus all of the time. My wife is always calling me insensitive when I make a decision thats for the best financially and whatnot and it just doesnt suit her purpouses, but it'll buy her makeup and whatnot when the time comes... Makes no sense, really...

 

[Mandos]

Originally posted by: GoodDad
Before I say anything else in this thread, I would like to apoligize for my earlier posts.
Obviously, it was the prescription drugs that I am on talking.
OK. Now that all that is cleared up, I think this thread is disgusting.
Better lock this one up before it goes too far.
Some people might get offended.

Yes... I'm going to completely block this thread from my sight now. Before I say something offendING.

 

[Rilescat]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: MAME
but some of them has bad tits and they suck 🙁


also, they are irrational as all hell

I told my mom that they were irrational and he reply was that that's just how all girls were. So there you go, she admits defeat

we do tend to be emotional thinkers. 🙂

emotional = irrational

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Mandos

Originally posted by: GoodDad
Before I say anything else in this thread, I would like to apoligize for my earlier posts.
Obviously, it was the prescription drugs that I am on talking.
OK. Now that all that is cleared up, I think this thread is disgusting.
Better lock this one up before it goes too far.
Some people might get offended.

Yes... I'm going to completely block this thread from my sight now. Before I say something offendING.

you missed it didnt you?

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: MAME
but some of them has bad tits and they suck 🙁


also, they are irrational as all hell

I told my mom that they were irrational and he reply was that that's just how all girls were. So there you go, she admits defeat

we do tend to be emotional thinkers. 🙂

Isnt that pretty much an oxymoron?

 

[GTaudiophile]

If you ask them how they are doing and they say "fine" they don't really mean it. But if you accept that as an answer, you're accused of being cold-hearted and uncaring for not digging deeper.

 

[Bowmaster]

"never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and does not die!"- heard this somewhere! heh

Mr. Garison, Southpark Movie.