Tell Me You Love Me

[DangerAardvark]

The sex scenes are kinda hot. But they last 30 sec and the second these angsty, middle-aged bitching machines open their whiny freaking mouths, the mood is completely broken. You're like "oh yeah give it her, you slightly uglier, slightly fatter version of Tom Cruise" one moment and the next you're like "oh yeah give it to her. No seriously, pick up that tire iron and give it to her right in head."

HBO has done more to make sex unsexy since Sue Johansen. Real Sex should be called "Old Hippies Masturbating". Just the theme music gives me a case of limp-dick. Sex and the City is the gayer than gay porn. Cathouse keeps trying to convince me 5's are 10's.

How do you mess up a show that has topless women in it almost constantly? Oh yeah, let them open their mouths. HBO needs a good kick in the cock.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
The sex scenes are kinda hot. But they last 30 sec and the second these angsty, middle-aged bitching machines open their whiny freaking mouths, the mood is completely broken. You're like "oh yeah give it her, you slightly uglier, slightly fatter version of Tom Cruise" one moment and the next you're like "oh yeah give it to her. No seriously, pick up that tire iron and give it to her right in head."

HBO has done more to make sex unsexy since Sue Johansen. Real Sex should be called "Old Hippies Masturbating". Just the theme music gives me a case of limp-dick. Sex and the City is the gayer than gay porn. Cathouse keeps trying to convince me 5's are 10's.

How do you mess up a show that has topless women in it almost constantly? Oh yeah, let them open their mouths. HBO needs a good kick in the cock.

I'm not subscribing until the Wire comes back on...

 

[yhelothar]

In this day and age of hawt steamy free unlimited porno, who would go on HBO for that cheezy softcore crap?

 

[ch33zw1z]

Originally posted by: astroidea
In this day and age of hawt steamy free unlimited porno, who would go on HBO for that cheezy softcore crap?

mind boggling

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
The sex scenes are kinda hot. But they last 30 sec and the second these angsty, middle-aged bitching machines open their whiny freaking mouths, the mood is completely broken. You're like "oh yeah give it her, you slightly uglier, slightly fatter version of Tom Cruise" one moment and the next you're like "oh yeah give it to her. No seriously, pick up that tire iron and give it to her right in head."

HBO has done more to make sex unsexy since Sue Johansen. Real Sex should be called "Old Hippies Masturbating". Just the theme music gives me a case of limp-dick. Sex and the City is the gayer than gay porn. Cathouse keeps trying to convince me 5's are 10's.

How do you mess up a show that has topless women in it almost constantly? Oh yeah, let them open their mouths. HBO needs a good kick in the cock.

dude!
you just turned into words exactly what i've been thinking for the last several years