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There were three men in an Airplane. The Airplane has a malfunction and crashes in the the woods.
Fortunately, they survived but unfortunately the woods that they crashed in were infested with cannibals
A cannibal comes up to the three men and says "If each one of you guys goes and brings me back ten fruits each I will let you guys live."
So the three men go on thier ways getting their ten fruits.
The first guy comes back with ten apples. The cannibal then told the first guy that in order for him to survive he has to put ever last one of those apples up his @$$.
On the second apple the guy could not go any further, and the cannibal was furious with him and killed him on the spot. When the died he rose to heaven.
The second guy comes back with ten blue berries. The cannibal now tells this guy that he must put ever one of those blue berries up his rear. The man proceeds to do so.
On the 9th blue berrie, the guy starts laughing so hard that he is getting tears in his eyes. The cannibal was furious with him for making fun of the situation and laughing so he kills him.
He rises to heaven. When the first guy and the second guy are going up to heaven, the first guy askes the second guy "Why did you start laughing man? you could have lived!" And the second guy said "because I saw the third guy coming back with ten watermelons"
 
Originally posted by: MBrown

There were three men in an Airplane. The Airplane has a malfunction and crashes in the the woods.
Fortunately, they survived but unfortunately the woods that they crashed in were infested with cannibals
A cannibal comes up to the three men and says "If each one of you guys goes and brings me back ten fruits each I will let you guys live."
So the three men go on thier ways getting their ten fruits.
The first guy comes back with ten apples. The cannibal then told the first guy that in order for him to survive he has to put ever last one of those apples up his @$$.
On the second apple the guy could not go any further, and the cannibal was furious with him and killed him on the spot. When the died he rose to heaven.
The second guy comes back with ten blue berries. The cannibal now tells this guy that he must put ever one of those blue berries up his rear. The man proceeds to do so.
On the 9th blue berrie, the guy starts laughing so hard that he is getting tears in his eyes. The cannibal was furious with him for making fun of the situation and laughing so he kills him.
He rises to heaven. When the first guy and the second guy are going up to heaven, the first guy askes the second guy "Why did you start laughing man? you could have lived!" And the second guy said "because I saw the third guy coming back with ten watermelons"
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Older than cannibalism.
 
Originally posted by: Mrvile
Originally posted by: Sphexi
What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?







Great work, team!
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Older than sliced bread.
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Way to keep the thread going genius. :roll:




Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.

Men concluded that computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
 
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