Teens have invaded my town!!!

[Mai72]

It's Memorial Weekend. This is the time that teens descend on my city. I live in North Wildwood NJ. They're rude. Loud. And oh so obnoxious

I was walking to the Acme and a car full of these ruffians looked at me. Thought of Mayne and high tailed it back home. I know he doesn't care for teens.

 

[lxskllr]

IThey're rude. Loud. And oh so obnoxious

How do you tell them apart from the regular Jerseyites?

 

[Chaotic42]

Acme? Are you buying bootleg rocket rollerskates to chase them around town?

 

[Mai72]

Many of these teens are from PA or North Jersey. They're usually more ruder than the people who live here. Same with adults. It's hard to explain, but you just know.

 

[Mai72]

Acme? Are you buying bootleg rocket rollerskates to chase them around town?

The Acme used to be SuperFresh. You don't have an Acme in your area?

 

[lxskllr]

Many of these teens are from PA or North Jersey. They're usually more ruder than the people who live here. Same with adults. It's hard to explain, but you just know.

Douchebaggery doesn't have political borders. AFAIC, Philly east=NJ. It also follows RT 40 SW like a slime trail.

 

[Chaotic42]

The Acme used to be SuperFresh. You don't have an Acme in your area?

No, I've only ever heard of it in the Wyle E. Coyote context.

 

[lxskllr]

Not too many Acmes left around here anymore. I haven't seen one in person in years, but I /think/ I might know the location of a store. There used to be one near me, but it went indie several years ago. I kinda liked shopping there. It was like a time warp back to the 70s. Everything was a little funky, and not that great, but a good nostalgia trip.

 

[NAC4EV]

They're rude. Loud. And oh so obnoxious

Aren't most young Americans rude and obnoxious???

 

[Darwin333]

Are we talking 15-17 year olds or 18-19 year olds? If the former just keep running if the latter try to bang a few.

 

[whm1974]

Are we talking 15-17 year olds or 18-19 year olds? If the former just keep running if the latter try to bang a few.

And bang them hard.

 

[Darwin333]

And bang them hard.

Well I would never suggest that he bang them soft