Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Bone 'em.
Originally posted by: Ocguy31
Fcuk them (18+ in some states, 16+ in others, of course 😉 )
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Bone 'em.
Originally posted by: an51r
I would suggest the Mossberg 500 series tactical shotgun, luckily I have never had to pull it on someone, but sitting on the front porch cleaning and polishing it does wonders to reduce my yard traffic.
Originally posted by: an51r
I would suggest the Mossberg 500 series tactical shotgun, luckily I have never had to pull it on someone, but sitting on the front porch cleaning and polishing it does wonders to reduce my yard traffic.
Originally posted by: effowe
Did you ask them to "get off my lawn" and shake your cane at them? That usually works.
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Bone 'em.
Originally posted by: zoiks
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Bone 'em.
What if he doesn't have a boning knife?
Originally posted by: LS21
12 gauge ought to do it
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: LS21
12 gauge ought to do it
12 gauge, 13 gauge, whatever it takes.
Originally posted by: LS8
I'll blow a hole in your face and sleep like a baby...
Originally posted by: MovingTarget
Land mines.
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Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: MovingTarget
Land mines.
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That makes mowing the lawn quite a challenge.