Teeheehee, heehee (amorphus had a conversation)

Amorphus

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I just had a funny conversation. Well, it was sort of a conversation, it was more of a laugh-at-the-bloated-ego sort of thing. Enjoy! (names changed, just so you ATOT freaks don't screw with the guy :) )

(- 10:13:57 PM -) him: spooge
(- 10:14:16 PM -) him: we have a 7 ft tall 12016 at work ( a router ) and one of our sales people is trying to sell it
(- 10:14:17 PM -) him: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3066500108&category=28038
(- 10:14:24 PM -) him: 80gbps switching backplane
(- 10:14:54 PM -) LobotomyPatient0: ok? and do you have anything that will remotel take advantage of this?
(- 10:14:55 PM -) LobotomyPatient0: no?
(- 10:14:57 PM -) LobotomyPatient0: okay then.
(- 10:14:59 PM -) LobotomyPatient0: :p
(- 10:15:10 PM -) him: jerk
(- 10:15:12 PM -) him: dont be happy
(- 10:15:15 PM -) him: 80gbps man
(- 10:15:36 PM -) LobotomyPatient0: and my NIC only supports 100mbps full duplex.
(- 10:15:42 PM -) LobotomyPatient0: yes?
(- 10:15:55 PM -) him: this is for switching things like an oc48 line
(- 10:15:58 PM -) LobotomyPatient0: ok.
(- 10:16:02 PM -) him: you do know what that is right?
(- 10:16:14 PM -) LobotomyPatient0: do you have an OC48 line you would like to switch, sir?
(- 10:16:23 PM -) him: we have a 4 port, oc12 card at work, for $15,000
(- 10:16:31 PM -) him: dont be a chode, you just dont get it
(- 10:16:36 PM -) LobotomyPatient0: because if thats the case, I have these T3 lines running amok in my room that I'd like to hook up.
(- 10:16:39 PM -) LobotomyPatient0: =P
(- 10:16:42 PM -)him: its bigboy talk
(- 10:16:48 PM -) LobotomyPatient0: ok, sure.
(- 10:16:50 PM -) him: youre not quite up to par with us yet
(- 10:16:53 PM -) LobotomyPatient0: ok then.

oh, he's in HS. nice guy, but a bit bigheaded sometimes. which is, oft times, rather ironic.