Tedious and Old Musician's Joke

[Perknose]

It's not that funny, but it is long. :awe:

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

Why, yes, I did get this in a forwarded e-mail. However did you know? :biggrin:

 

[IronWing]

It's not that funny, but it is long. :awe:



Why, yes, I did get this in a forwarded e-mail. However did you know? :biggrin:

You're in treble here, buddy.

 

[angminas]

Considering he's on staff, I think stern measures should be taken. Lock him up and throw away the key.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

If he laments the fugue, the courts may show miserere and let him out in 3/4 time.

 

[Krazy4Real]

ban

 

[Drunk Driving]

How did they get home?

 

[BUTCH1]

Geez Perk, that was kind of flat....

 

[Perknose]

How did they get home?

The plane took off. :sneaky:

 

[Fritzo]

C, E, F, G, & B walk into a bar. The bartender asks "what's your favorite drink?"

All the notes reply "Pent-n-tonic".

 

[kranky]

Whoever came up with that joke should be pushed off a clef.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Whoever came up with that joke should be pushed off a clef.

LOL. :biggrin:

 

[IronWing]

Whoever came up with that joke should be pushed off a clef.

If we kicked him off the staff, he would decompose.

 

[disappoint]

Oh I suppose you all think this is very funny. You wait till Naermayne Jackson gets a hold of your email address and you'll be singing a different tune!

 

[SSSnail]

That struck a chord with me.