Originally posted by: ThaPerculator
I dunno about Ted... at least Arnold has a proven insane work ethic, regardless of his policies. All Ted ever did was play guitar, get wasted, and hunt.
I also don't know how well Ted would be able to motivate big business to relocate to Michigan. In the wake of the auto industry, we really need some jobs around here. I don't know how well of a bargainer the motor city madman would be around a table of corporate executives.
Ted - "Seriously... we'll give you a tax break if you make a plant in Flint"
Exec - "we want more than a measly tax break"
Ted - "ummm... wanna hear some tasty licks???" <guitar wailing ensues>
Exec - "That's not gonna convince me... what are u gonna do?"
Ted - "Thats it! You're messin with tha motor city madman!" <pulls out crossbow and holds it to exec's head>