Ted Cruz to Texas "Come to Cancun with me the Weather is great".

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zinfamous

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Something, but his wife was also going, but Big Daddy was just "escorting" them there. With Heidi's looks, maybe he assumed she was safe.

It doesn't make much sense as it's a stupid lie

Ah, so what we're thinking here is that his excuse that he was only "escorting his daughters" was actually bullshit, because his wife was already there to do that?

gotcha. :D
 
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tweaker2

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If Trump can slide his ass out from under the heavy burden of impeachment not once, but twice with so much incontrovertible evidence stacked against him in both instances, then Ted should have absolutely no problem sweeping his inconsiderately arrogant vacay to Mexico under the rocks where his voters live and not suffer any damage to his outstanding reputation as a well respected and regarded politician from that great conservative run MAGA'd state he hails from. /s

See, Repubs have this very convenient double standard clause in their party platform whereby doing shit like Trump and Cruz is very ignorable yet wearing a tan suit to work is cause for a public hanging.

edit - The party hasn't hit bottom because for them there is no bottom to hit. All's fair for them and no one else.
 

ewdotson

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Look, folks. If you've never dropped your kids off in Cancun for a playdate in the middle of a humanitarian crisis and pandemic, it's probably just because you're a Hollyweird elitist who's out touch with the common man.
 

Bitek

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Look, folks. If you've never dropped your kids off in Cancun for a playdate in the middle of a humanitarian crisis and pandemic, it's probably just because you're a Hollyweird elitist who's out touch with the common man.

You know I was going to come down from my ivory tower to do that this year, but all the layovers were in Houston, and the sight of so many uncivilized, unwashed, starving peasants would just be a bummer.

I'd need another vacation just to get over it.
 

kage69

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Liars and hypocrites and traitors, oh my

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kage69

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He could be trying to get all the POS megachurches to open as shelters. He could be calling the admin to help coordinate the FEMA response. He could be working a charity, etc. He could act like he gives a shit about his state.


To be fair, I did hear that Joel Osteen guy opened his church as a shelter this time. Seems he and his wife learned a lesson about how your walk should match your talk.
 
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VRAMdemon

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Look, folks. If you've never dropped your kids off in Cancun for a playdate in the middle of a humanitarian crisis and pandemic, it's probably just because you're a Hollyweird elitist who's out touch with the common man.

And incredibly ..he is so entitled that he apparently had no idea how bad this would look. I guess Ted thought other states can just air-drop shipments of firewood. Or thoughts and prayers.

Cancun’s nice, but I vastly prefer Cozumel. Especially since you’re apparently less likely to run into Ted Cruz there.

Oh ... And Ted Cruz has a dog named "snowflake" ... Lol, you just can't make this shit up!
 
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hal2kilo

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You know I was going to come down from my ivory tower to do that this year, but all the layovers were in Houston, and the sight of so many uncivilized, unwashed, starving peasants would just be a bummer.

I'd need another vacation just to get over it.
Had my first Dickies in that airport. Disappointed does not begin....
 
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I honestly don't get it - is he an essential person that is needed for his amazing management of power plants?

Or is he an incompetent fool that should just be punished and not allowed to enjoy vacation while congress is literally in recess?


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zinfamous

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I honestly don't get it

Yeah, we know.

besides, what are you doing here trying to tell us that Ted Cruz should be enjoying his "vacation" while you are supposed to be stalking AOC and getting apoplectic that she's getting a hair cut on her day off?

Oh right--she's actually doing something for Texas right now. Not even her state!

ditto Beto, who isn't even in office right now.

Why do you defend lazy PoS low skilled workers like Ted Cruz? Isn't it your thing to look down on such scum?
 
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besides, what are you doing here trying to tell us that Ted Cruz should be enjoying his "vacation" while you are supposed to be stalking AOC and getting apoplectic that she's getting a hair cut on her day off?

Oh right--she's actually doing something for Texas right now. Not even her state!

Right, because making posts on Twitter asking for donations is SOOOOO much hard work lol

You guys are seriously bought and paid for by OTHER people donating money and calling that work?
 
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cytg111

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Look, folks. If you've never dropped your kids off in Cancun for a playdate in the middle of a humanitarian crisis and pandemic, it's probably just because you're a Hollyweird elitist who's out touch with the common man.
What?


If you ever wanted to add a freak fake laugh to you mix tape, carry on till the end.
 

zzyzxroad

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Just notice AOC raised 1M in a day for folks out in Texas. What a great use of her fame to help those in need. Good for her.

 

nickqt

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I honestly don't get it - is he an essential person that is needed for his amazing management of power plants?

Or is he an incompetent fool that should just be punished and not allowed to enjoy vacation while congress is literally in recess?


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AOC has done more for Texas than Ted Cruz, but of course you're here to defend Cruz and shit on AOC, because you're a hilarious fucking buffoon who apparently performs buffoonery for free.

So, thanks for stopping by, buffoon.