Ted Cruz the annointed king, God's banker...

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shira

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“I know that’s why God got Rafael [Cruz]’s son elected – Ted Cruz, the next Senator. But here’s the exciting thing – and that’s why I know it’s timely for him to teach this, and bring this anointing. This will begin what we call the “End Time Transfer of Wealth.”

“And that when these gentiles begin to receive this blessing, they will never go back financially through the valley again. God is looking at the church, and everyone in it, and deciding, in the next 3 and 1/2 years, who will be his bankers. And the ones that say, ‘Here am I, Lord, you can trust me’, we will become so blessed that we will usher in the coming of the Messiah.

Ha ha ha ha. Yes siree. In just a few years, God's gonna take all the money from the wicked liberals and give it to the righteous Tea Partyers.

Hell of a plan. Hell of a plan.
 

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wait a second, aren't these people generally against the idea of transfer of wealth?

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Does Ted Cruz in fact know he's an anointed King, or is that just his father trying to puff up his son a little with some sincere praise? I wonder how serious they are.
 

shira

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Does Ted Cruz in fact know he's an anointed King, or is that just his father trying to puff up his son a little with some sincere praise? I wonder how serious they are.

I've seen others preach this "wealth transfer" gospel. Benny Hinn is a very famous example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLd1qrrsFRc

Basically, Hinn tells people that if they send him money, God will make them wealthy. Go to 21:35 for the beginning of the "punch line." Also 24:18. Yeah, really.
 

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I've seen others preach this "wealth transfer" gospel. Benny Hinn is a very famous example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLd1qrrsFRc

Basically, Hinn tells people that if they send him money, God will make them wealthy. Go to 21:35 for the beginning of the "punch line." Also 24:18. Yeah, really.

LOL, I've seen similar but better bartering by Bob Barker on "Let's Make a Deal".

And the transferring of wealth has being going on for decades from the middle class and the poor to the wealthy. But I guess that kind of wealth transference is OK with Cruz, and outright blasphemous if the transference went the other way.
 

rudder

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I've seen others preach this "wealth transfer" gospel. Benny Hinn is a very famous example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLd1qrrsFRc

Basically, Hinn tells people that if they send him money, God will make them wealthy. Go to 21:35 for the beginning of the "punch line." Also 24:18. Yeah, really.

Damn my conscious... I think I could easily swing a 32,000 foot house after watching some of these guys.

http://www.wral.com/charlotte-pastor-says-big-house-is-gift-from-god/13044535/
 

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I'll never understand why anyone pays attention to the mumblings of an obvious idiot, or why anyone in the media publicizes their ramblings. This story is about as much "news" as whatever that drunk guy in the park was spouting off about on my way to work this morning.
 
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LOL, I've seen similar but better bartering by Bob Barker on "Let's Make a Deal".

And the transferring of wealth has being going on for decades from the middle class and the poor to the wealthy. But I guess that kind of wealth transference is OK with Cruz, and outright blasphemous if the transference went the other way.

Blasphemer! How dare you confuse Monty Hall for Bob Barker!
 
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