Ted Cruz challenges actor Ron Perlman to wrestle Jim Jordan after attack on Gaetz

[zzyzxroad]

We don't need to use the not Onion label any more right? We are at that point ?


I needed a good laugh.

Ted Cruz challenges actor Ron Perlman to wrestle Jim Jordan after attack on Gaetz

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) challenged actor Ron Perlman to a wrestling match against Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) on Monday, with Cruz predicting the “Sons of Anarchy” and “Hellboy&#8221…

thehill.com

 

[esquared]

Ha ha ha ha.

"The US Soccer team called and you guessed it... said they couldn’t give any less of a fuck about what you two dipshits think. @realDonaldTrump @mattgaetz

— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) June 13, 2020

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[fskimospy]

I like how Ted Cruz’s idea of acting tough is to challenge the person to fight someone else.

Also funny how he didn’t draw a line at someone calling his wife ugly, instead he drew it at some rando drunk idiot from Florida.

 

[woolfe9998]

Maybe Cruz should consider that these days it isn't best to remind people about Jim Jordan's past as a wrestling coach...

 

[VRAMdemon]

The banana republicans are really just a bad reality show at this point

 

[BlueWeasel]

I like how Ted Cruz’s idea of acting tough is to challenge the person to fight someone else.

I figure he'll offer up his wife to fight Perlman any minute now.

 

[zzyzxroad]

I like how Ted Cruz’s idea of acting tough is to challenge the person to fight someone else.

Also funny how he didn’t draw a line at someone calling his wife ugly, instead he drew it at some rando drunk idiot from Florida.

Forgot about that. That was some classic trump.

https://twitter.com/x/status/712859187718569985

 

[brycejones]

Ted Cruz is a cuck’s cuck.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

This is funny until you realize it involves two sitting congressmen and a sitting senator and not a bunch of thirteen year olds.

 

[zzyzxroad]

This is funny until you realize it involves two sitting congressmen and a sitting senator and not a bunch of thirteen year olds.

True, especially the senator part.
Biden needs to seal trump's MAGA slogan. He could almost just run trump's 2016 playbook. Lock him up
Drain the swamp

 

[skyking]

any time I see Gaetz mentioned I repost this. It is sort of a drinking game

https://www.fark.com/comments/10400365/Rep-Matt-Gaetz-is-mad-about-Parkland-victim-fathers-artwork-No-word-on-how-he-feels-about-getting-kicked-out-of-Subbys-bar-in-200506-having-his-nuts-curb-stomped-by-subby-in-process-Short-story-to-right

 

[ch33zw1z]

Ted Cruz is a cuck’s cuck.

I found this humorous

https://twitter.com/x/status/1272667827955253248

 

[Vic]

Wow.. that was just all kinds of sad. I am embarrassed for the good people of Texas.

 

[esquared]

Maybe Cruz should consider that these days it isn't best to remind people about Jim Jordan's past as a wrestling coach...

I found this humorous

https://twitter.com/x/status/1272667827955253248

That needs to be in the Hume thread.

 

[esquared]

Or this

https://twitter.com/x/status/1272532522426122246

 

[zinfamous]

well there's a headline I never thought I'd see

 

[zinfamous]

Maybe Cruz should consider that these days it isn't best to remind people about Jim Jordan's past as a wrestling coach...

oh, Ron was all over that

I tell you what teddy boy, since mentioning jim jordan and wrestling is... problematic, why don’t we say fuck him and just make it you & me. I’ll give 50k to Black Lives Matter and you can keep all the tax payer money you were thinking of spending. https://t.co/6QDwCaEkpv

— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) June 15, 2020

 

[esquared]

There's this:

 

[ElFenix]

twitter's been having a field day

https://twitter.com/x/status/1272538567416311810

 

[Jhhnn]

twitter's been having a field day

https://twitter.com/x/status/1272538567416311810

Damn I love that. Absolutely brutal.

 

[zzyzxroad]

twitter's been having a field day

https://twitter.com/x/status/1272538567416311810

This tweet is of those things that make glad you were not taking a swig when you read it. Liquid through the nose really sucks.

 

[sandorski]

Should have threatened to have his Dad JFK him.

 

[zzyzxroad]

Since Ron is 70 and maybe he can offer up a substitution as well.

GYM VS kaepernick? Since this was flag standing related.

 

[cytg111]

Jordan? Isnt that the gym pedo guy? Yea Id stay away from that dude and a locker room at all osts thankuverymuch

 

[ecogen]

Whenever I see Ted Cruz's name pop up I immediately think of this website: Ted Cruz for Human President

Also, pretty sure Ron Perlman could kick the living shit out of Gym Jordan.