Log on: Making a wood stove hotter
Log off: Don't add no more wood
Monitor: Keeping an eye on the wood stove
Download: Getting the firewood off the truck
Megaherz: When you_re not careful getting the firewood
Floppy Disk: What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
RAM: That thing what splits the firewood
Hard Drive: Getting home in the winter time
Prompt: What the mail ain't in the wintertime
Windows: What to shut when it's cold outside
Screen: What to shut when it's black fly season
Byte: What the flies do
Chip: Munchies for the TV
Micro chip: What's in the bottom of the munchie bag
Modem: What you did to the hay fields
Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife
Lap Top: Where the kitty sleeps
Keyboard: Where you hang the truck keys
Software: Them plastic forks and knives
Mouse: What eats the grain in the barn
Mouse Pad: That's hippie talk for the mouse hole
Main Frame: Holds up the barn roof
Enter: Northerner talk for "c'mon in, y'all"
Random Access
Memory: When you can't remember what you paid for the rifle
Log off: Don't add no more wood
Monitor: Keeping an eye on the wood stove
Download: Getting the firewood off the truck
Megaherz: When you_re not careful getting the firewood
Floppy Disk: What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
RAM: That thing what splits the firewood
Hard Drive: Getting home in the winter time
Prompt: What the mail ain't in the wintertime
Windows: What to shut when it's cold outside
Screen: What to shut when it's black fly season
Byte: What the flies do
Chip: Munchies for the TV
Micro chip: What's in the bottom of the munchie bag
Modem: What you did to the hay fields
Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife
Lap Top: Where the kitty sleeps
Keyboard: Where you hang the truck keys
Software: Them plastic forks and knives
Mouse: What eats the grain in the barn
Mouse Pad: That's hippie talk for the mouse hole
Main Frame: Holds up the barn roof
Enter: Northerner talk for "c'mon in, y'all"
Random Access
Memory: When you can't remember what you paid for the rifle
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