Teach a noob to make cup ramen

[RoloMather]

So I bought this no name cup ramen at the store. It had poor directions. Said something about adding water and wait.

I added water 30 minutes ago. It still isn't finished.

WTF? What do I do? How long does cup ramen take anyway?

 

[Ika]

You're trying to parody a thread made three years ago?

 

[T9D]

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[Crono]

This is why we need timewarps.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Punch yourself in the face and enjoy!

 

[sandorski]

 

[Soundmanred]

I was hoping you'd turn over a new leaf with the forum switch.
I have given up on that hope.
You still make shitty threads that are unfunny, uninteresting and just plain stupid.

 

[Nikamichi]

 

[Leros]

boiling water + 3 minutes

 

[sonoma1993]

is this dude serious? come on, put water in it and throw it in the microwave for 3 mins. How hard is that?

 

[ChaoZ]

Did you try boiling the water first?

 

[Quiksilver]

Biol the water, put said biolded water in cup with noodles and flavoring, let it sit for 3 to 4 minutes. viola